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My name is a misnomer. I am not a sir, nor do I have swag.
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Sir_swaggington's favorite FMLs
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 13:23 / Canada - Calgary
By afraid of flying too / Monday 24 June 2013 23:24 / Canada - Fort Saint John
By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

By laptitesouris - / Sunday 31 March 2013 23:35 / France - Pertuis