Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I’m getting married. My friends are all telling me that I’m not a “true feminist” since I’ve opted to change my last name to his. My last name is “Belcher.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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Top comments
WhisperSoflty 20
Have a daughter. Name her Charlotte.
OhMinty 5
Hahah that is pretty cool.
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Comments (203)
Frustrated78 11
Oh come on OP..Have a sense of humor..That IS epic!
District2masonry 2
You should have a daughter and name her Charlote and have her middle name be something S. Then her name would be Charlotte S Cobb-Webb!
tigrouficele2012 44
Everyone is commenting on the whole spider thing and I'm just sitting here wondering if your first name is Jayne...
bbbuurrberries 16
Thats no fml, thats awesome.
BellaMarta 19
It's a match made in heaven.
SmosherMe 6
That would be epic.
SergioE 4
that would actually be a really cool last name!
cougar41 8
That is pretty funny. Come on where's your sense of fun mrs Cobb - Webb lmao
mollyjbear23 10
That's cute! It reminds me of Charlotte's Web :) And congrats on your marriage :)
GarageDragon 22
Why change your surname at all? This is the 21st century.