By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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bigAC 6


Just no. Please never do that again.

SayPeanuts 29

Don't be a bollox #1.

I'd love to see comments like this deleted altogether so the glory whores won't even have their dps up.

fakeaccountX 6

Are you the NFL player C.J. Ah You by any chance?

fthislyfe 22



For the love of god tell me!

One of my friend's last names is Kapangapang. Bet his wife married him for his last name.

LiveLaughFML 10

your last name must be Cullen ;-)

RedSharpieInk 5

People with cool last names are always taken.. :/

Mine's Strong ;]

decidedlyvague 11

What does having a strong last name mean?

leadman1989 15


monkeys1315 0

That's a legit reason to marry someone :)

holygodthatshars 0

Is your last name Colfer? Or Criss? Those are AMAZING last names.

Fett! And your son will be named Boba

ppatty 0

epic^ lol mines patty

First name Alotta, last name Fagita.

#65, my last name is Chick. and i'm single. the people with the cool names aren't always taken.

true fact:his last name is McRichpants

True fact: her previous name was slutty mcbuttsex. (reference to a YouTube video)

164- Chick is not a cool last name. Especially for a woman.

Stop being a wuss and tell her what every man would reply to his wife when he feel threatened. "GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN."

d_dubz86 1

#169- Me too :-/

Mines Ohmann ;)

Very obviously Rumplestiltskin

imcutefml 0

My last name is chanthaphone

bobaganush is an Arabic dish lol. it taste pretty good.

drawmesunshine 17


idontcare8l 3

127- austin powers?

idontcare8l 3

174- is that video grandma got a facebook by yourfavouritemartian by achance?

Mines johnson... Everyone loves johnsons... Ypu cant help it. We have- Body soaps, baby wash, wreslers, movie stars, singers, actors, etcs.

An acquaintance of mine changed their last name to "Imrichbich" if you can figure that out. Wish I thought of it... Fucker.

chell1894 13

Eh I'm more all about the money ;)

enonymous 8

223 - I've surgically removed my penis and have replaced it with a bankers roll of dimes and other various coin change just for you. Also real last name Mr & Mrs Keyman

BlueberrySwisher 9

Win! lmfao

chell1894 13

228, let's get married ;)

zakkyzebra 11

Mines RosenSwäg :/

heartbreakatdawn 0

You must be Matt from the show Finding Bigfoot. His last name is Moneymaker.

My last name is Boo. I'm not even kidding.

drawmesunshine 17

I went to school with a girl whose name was McCool. She was a bitch.

labudamike 6

Labuda? Thts mine

My last name is Mayo. :(

caester9 0

My last name is O'Callaghan. I get teased a lot.

244- First name King?

This kid in my class' last name is Romance. I might just do what OP's wife did ^_^

uffiewuffie 0

Colfer and Criss are ugly last names.

#161 - Please tell me that was just a terrible joke. PLEASE.

My teachers name is Mr. Love...I wish he was a Dr. :(

Pretty_In_Purple 0

Mines Claggett. It rhymes with faggot. FML

Pretty_In_Purple 0

Mines Claggett. It rhymes with faggot. FML

nevadablanca 4

I love your last name.

Like it hahaha

maybe his last name is Norris.

my cousin holly did that, because his last name was wood. hahaha

Is it a YFM video?

Bonzer 2

My last name is Bonser.

yeyah3 2

I love you!

UltimateGIRness 16

My best friends last name is Hawthorne.i love his name

Glitterhinoceros 14


missyj0 12


96 - That's hilarious.

96 has a pretty lower half of face

121-more of a 3/4 of a face.


Just don't leave the water running, it cost money for water!

MichellinMan 20

falcon punch that bitch.

anlhawks 5

i know a guy with the last name of cashdollar

202- me too.. Weird. Not that common of a name.

Bieber? #nohate I'd marry a guy with the last name Bieber ;)

Gothmonkey7 3

Norris! :D

barnmaster98 5

Wanna trade names?

Her last name was probably Dick and first name Shenita. Sounds reasonable enough to dump a surname for!

Well what is it?

Madiluvsyuh98 2

It was her first name spelled backwards ill bet

crazychick1269 7

question of the year:)

It's Aazkabaaz.

mgsoloist 14

113-I read that as Azkaban. HP on the brain.

ArielTheMermaid 17

No worries 136. I've been reading HP for about 3 hours now haha

TwistedFury25 4

#208 FTW!!!

47- What if her first name was Lana?

rayrae24 5

That's the best. I love you. If in reference to friends. If not well ur a creep..

FYLDeep 25

Did she have a shitty last name she was trying to ditch, like Bin Laden, Gaddafi, or Hitler? It would suck to share a last name with someone like that.

slushpup9696 12

Job interviews must be a nightmare...

bout88ninjas 15

lol...that would suck...

leadman1989 15

Hello miss Braun? Eva... O.o It's a reference if you don't get it please don't thumbs down. :)

154 - I got the (not-too-funny) reference, which gave me permission to thumb down your comment. So I did.

leadman1989 15

Well fuck you then. :)

Don't forget Bieber.

leadman1989 15

I too saw the correction you name yourself after. It was made to that person with the picture with the keboard with the red key in it.

That's when u ask If she ever rly loved u

honestly!, yes that's a good question. These noobs don't gv thumbs up on yours cause it's not funny. Dumbasses!

Cereal_Is_Good 5

107- What are you saying?

211- Its plain obvious what he was saying. The original comment got thumbs down, so he said the noobs downrated it because it wasn't funny.

missyj0 12

Is your last name Potter? If yes, I'd marry you too.

I would marry him and name my kid Harry :)

crazychick1269 7

64 who wouldn't??:D

tylersign 11

I know a girl named Hailey Potter. Just sayin'.

crazychick1269 7

81 does she have a brother:)

Ahha me too!!

Dreamkiller51 5

No offense but Harry potter sucks

crazychick1269 7

108 you suck!

Best way to get thumbs down on FML- Say Harry Potter sucks. How the fuck does anybody hate Harry Potter?

KiddNYC1O 20

This thread is sad.

brod99 0

damn 10 is hot

KiddNYC1O 20

123- Really? Your first comment ever and you're going with that? FYI: She's 14 and those type of comments are frowned upon...

Good, that comment was moderated.

KiddNYC1O 20

131- You're funny already.

134- I was agreeing with you that what the other comment said was creepy, and I was saying i was glad that his comment got moderated.

KiddNYC1O 20

135- I was talking about before your comment was edited, nice try. That's enough, though. Good day.

137- stop being a dumbass. Your comment was creepy.

KiddNYC1O 20

LOL. Good day, rookie. And stop thumbing up your own comments.

When you realize your mistake, dont blame me for it. And no, I don't thumb my own comments.

Pebbles89 9

Crazychic, you're 15 hahaha

zakkyzebra 11

Pebbles, you're 21. I can do it, too. Derpyderp Captain Obvious.

I'd rather marry a Lovegood.

crazychick1269 7

198 what of it?

nevadablanca 4


since my last name is Rowling, I'm not sure if I would take my husbands name, even is it was Potter, I'd definitely take Malfoy though, or Riddle :)

My husband has an incredibly generic last name but I suppose that's better than having a generic husband with a cool name. Do you really not know your wife better? You should either know she is joking or you should have known long ago if that were truly the "only" reason.

sorry no! I bet you get beaten and still think he I'd the right one. Please! misses know it all.

110 -stfu & get off fml... No one likes your comments.

drawmesunshine 17

And your ninja cupcake looks like poo.

alstbv12 13

Please tell me your name is Keith Dudemeister.

Scrubs reference, ftw!

its German for master of dudes (scrubs ftw)

Randy84 10

Greatest show ever

Camerone453 14

Scrubs hell yeah