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Just no. Please never do that again.

Don't be a bollox #1.

I'd love to see comments like this deleted altogether so the glory whores won't even have their dps up.

Are you the NFL player C.J. Ah You by any chance?

bobaganush?

COOLEST FAMILY NAME EVER!

Toothfairy?

For the love of god tell me!

One of my friend's last names is Kapangapang. Bet his wife married him for his last name.

your last name must be Cullen ;-)

People with cool last names are always taken.. :/

Hey I want to get my first buried comment so please thumb this down. Also I want to see how many thumbs down I can get. Thanks. At last you have a badass last name. Mine means iron hut or forge in Basque.

Mine's Strong ;]

What does having a strong last name mean?

Androidslayer...

That's a legit reason to marry someone :)

Is your last name Colfer? Or Criss? Those are AMAZING last names.

Fett! And your son will be named Boba

epic^ lol mines patty

First name Alotta, last name Fagita.

#65, my last name is Chick. and i'm single. the people with the cool names aren't always taken.

true fact:his last name is McRichpants

True fact: her previous name was slutty mcbuttsex. (reference to a YouTube video)

164- Chick is not a cool last name. Especially for a woman.

Stop being a wuss and tell her what every man would reply to his wife when he feel threatened. "GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN."

#169- Me too :-/

Mines Ohmann ;)

Very obviously Rumplestiltskin

My last name is chanthaphone

bobaganush is an Arabic dish lol. it taste pretty good.

McLovin?

127- austin powers?

174- is that video grandma got a facebook by yourfavouritemartian by achance?

Hitler

Mines johnson... Everyone loves johnsons... Ypu cant help it. We have- Body soaps, baby wash, wreslers, movie stars, singers, actors, etcs.

An acquaintance of mine changed their last name to "Imrichbich" if you can figure that out. Wish I thought of it... Fucker.

Eh I'm more all about the money ;)

223 - I've surgically removed my penis and have replaced it with a bankers roll of dimes and other various coin change just for you. Also real last name Mr & Mrs Keyman

Win! lmfao

228, let's get married ;)

Mines RosenSwäg :/

You must be Matt from the show Finding Bigfoot. His last name is Moneymaker.

My last name is Boo. I'm not even kidding.

I went to school with a girl whose name was McCool. She was a bitch.

Labuda? Thts mine

My last name is Mayo. :(

My last name is O'Callaghan. I get teased a lot.

244- First name King?

This kid in my class' last name is Romance. I might just do what OP's wife did ^_^

Colfer and Criss are ugly last names.

#161 - Please tell me that was just a terrible joke. PLEASE.

My teachers name is Mr. Love...I wish he was a Dr. :(

Mines Claggett. It rhymes with faggot. FML

Mines Claggett. It rhymes with faggot. FML

I love your last name.

Like it hahaha

maybe his last name is Norris.

my cousin holly did that, because his last name was wood. hahaha

No, Focker.

Is it a YFM video?

My last name is Bonser.

I love you!

My best friends last name is Hawthorne.i love his name

Norris ?

T?

B?

Q?

Vagina!

96 - That's hilarious.

Galifianakis?

96 has a pretty lower half of face

121-more of a 3/4 of a face.

Phelps.......jk

Just don't leave the water running, it cost money for water!

falcon punch that bitch.

i know a guy with the last name of cashdollar

Hmmm.

202- me too.. Weird. Not that common of a name.

Bieber? #nohate I'd marry a guy with the last name Bieber ;)

Norris! :D

Wanna trade names?

Her last name was probably Dick and first name Shenita. Sounds reasonable enough to dump a surname for!

Well what is it?

It was her first name spelled backwards ill bet

Location: in your bed...jailbait much? @47

question of the year:)

It's Aazkabaaz.

113-I read that as Azkaban. HP on the brain.

No worries 136. I've been reading HP for about 3 hours now haha

Bananahammock

#208 FTW!!!

47- What if her first name was Lana?

That's the best. I love you. If in reference to friends. If not well ur a creep..

Did she have a shitty last name she was trying to ditch, like Bin Laden, Gaddafi, or Hitler? It would suck to share a last name with someone like that.

Job interviews must be a nightmare...

lol...that would suck...

Hello miss Braun? Eva... O.o It's a reference if you don't get it please don't thumbs down. :)

154 - I got the (not-too-funny) reference, which gave me permission to thumb down your comment. So I did.

Well fuck you then. :)

Don't forget Bieber.

I too saw the correction you name yourself after. It was made to that person with the picture with the keboard with the red key in it.

That's when u ask If she ever rly loved u

honestly!, yes that's a good question. These noobs don't gv thumbs up on yours cause it's not funny. Dumbasses!

107- What are you saying?

211- Its plain obvious what he was saying. The original comment got thumbs down, so he said the noobs downrated it because it wasn't funny.

Is your last name Potter? If yes, I'd marry you too.

I would marry him and name my kid Harry :)

64 who wouldn't??:D

I know a girl named Hailey Potter. Just sayin'.

81 does she have a brother:)

Ahha me too!!

No offense but Harry potter sucks

108 you suck!

Best way to get thumbs down on FML- Say Harry Potter sucks. How the fuck does anybody hate Harry Potter?

This thread is sad.

damn 10 is hot

123- Really? Your first comment ever and you're going with that? FYI: She's 14 and those type of comments are frowned upon...

Good, that comment was moderated.

131- You're funny already.

134- I was agreeing with you that what the other comment said was creepy, and I was saying i was glad that his comment got moderated.

135- I was talking about before your comment was edited, nice try. That's enough, though. Good day.

137- stop being a dumbass. Your comment was creepy.

LOL. Good day, rookie. And stop thumbing up your own comments.

When you realize your mistake, dont blame me for it. And no, I don't thumb my own comments.

Haha 122

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Crazychic, you're 15 hahaha

Pebbles, you're 21. I can do it, too. Derpyderp Captain Obvious.

I'd rather marry a Lovegood.

198 what of it?

AWWWW HELL NAHH!

since my last name is Rowling, I'm not sure if I would take my husbands name, even is it was Potter, I'd definitely take Malfoy though, or Riddle :)

My husband has an incredibly generic last name but I suppose that's better than having a generic husband with a cool name. Do you really not know your wife better? You should either know she is joking or you should have known long ago if that were truly the "only" reason.

*main*

Damn....

sorry no! I bet you get beaten and still think he I'd the right one. Please! misses know it all.

110 -stfu & get off fml... No one likes your comments.

And your ninja cupcake looks like poo.

Please tell me your name is Keith Dudemeister.

Scrubs reference, ftw!

its German for master of dudes (scrubs ftw)

Greatest show ever

Scrubs hell yeah