By Anonymous - 28/8/2020 01:08 - Australia - South Yarra

Cake is everything

Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML
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  JackFaire  |  27

Most people that are fat eat less food than skinny people. While there are some people fat due to food it's mostly due to the prevalence of desk jobs and other sedentary activities being more accessible than physical activities. They'd be better off telling the skinny person with high cholesterol who eats sweets all the time and is clogging their arteries to lay off the junk.