Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML
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Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I’m getting married. My friends are all telling me that I’m not a “true feminist” since I’ve opted to change my last name to his. My last name is “Belcher.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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WhisperSoflty 20
Have a daughter. Name her Charlotte.
OhMinty 5
Hahah that is pretty cool.
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Comments (203)
Jebitesevsi 11
That's an awesome name!
horsegirl9395 9
I don't think this is an fml. I would be so excited if this was my last name
fantasyworld 39
You can do what you want, but that would be a cool last name.
bleedingglitter 24
Well since you aren't property...
holly_fly 34
I wish there was a "This Is Awesome" button ???
khiiirsty 14
Oh you just gotta do it ?
Walter_Sobchak7 14
Any of you guys who are appalled at her getting a blessing from her father stop to use your brain and think " maybe she has a good relationship with her father. Maybe she loves, respects, and values his opinion so she asked for his blessing because they are a tight family who will spend a lot of time and all the holidays together?" Y'all a bunch of Debbie Downers