FML : Looking like a fool...

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Looking like a fool...

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Pantsontheground - / Thursday 9 August 2018 12:30 / United States - New York

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By jen_jalapeno | 10

#7673893 - Thursday 9 August 2018 19:49

Wear clothes that fit on dates and ones that don’t at home lol

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7673872 - Thursday 9 August 2018 19:03

"Hey, I didn't order the meat and two veg!"

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By Casey Bullock | 9

#7673863 - Thursday 9 August 2018 18:41

I guess u guys are “all out”

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7673872 - Thursday 9 August 2018 19:03

"Hey, I didn't order the meat and two veg!"

By jen_jalapeno | 10

#7673893 - Thursday 9 August 2018 19:49

Wear clothes that fit on dates and ones that don’t at home lol

By 1gullible_bugger | 27

#7673898 - Thursday 9 August 2018 20:02

Get a belt!

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7673909 - Thursday 9 August 2018 20:31

And this, fellow gentlemen is why you ALWAYS wear a belt.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7673914 - Thursday 9 August 2018 20:34

You’re a flasher! Keep practicing that story for the cops, though.

By Davros | 12

#7673924 - Thursday 9 August 2018 20:40

Yell meat gazers as you penguin walk out of the restaurant as fast as you can.

By real life problems | 26

#7673945 - Thursday 9 August 2018 21:12

Well did she order the sausage later or not?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7673976 - Thursday 9 August 2018 21:58

So will you be seeing her again?

By tounces7 | 25

#7674150 - Friday 10 August 2018 6:16

Well hopefully you're genetically blessed and you might see her again. If not, don't expect a 2nd date.

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