Work, Health and Annoying: Vacation tips - FML

Vacation tips

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 14:01

Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML

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CowgirlWithHeart 15

Monday 23 August 2021 5:06

It sucks but at least it happened while you have some down time so you're not either missing work (specifically at a new job) or going to work in that condition. I hope you heal quikly and we'll!

DoctorPALO 14

Saturday 21 August 2021 16:19

Maybe be thankful that this happened NOW, while you still HAVE the job?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 August 2021 15:54

Well, that's what you get for being a stoner!

DoctorPALO 14

Saturday 21 August 2021 16:19

Maybe be thankful that this happened NOW, while you still HAVE the job?

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Monday 23 August 2021 5:06

It sucks but at least it happened while you have some down time so you're not either missing work (specifically at a new job) or going to work in that condition. I hope you heal quikly and we'll!

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