Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML
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Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I’m getting married. My friends are all telling me that I’m not a “true feminist” since I’ve opted to change my last name to his. My last name is “Belcher.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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WhisperSoflty 20
Have a daughter. Name her Charlotte.
OhMinty 5
Hahah that is pretty cool.
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Comments (203)
JohnyLoca 8
Ur father is a dick for putting conditions on such thing! You either agree or not. This is totally stupid :))
alejandra598 3
That actually is pretty epic, listen to your husband
TheMystery13 13
Be proud of your new name! I mean, you don't want to spend the rest of your life hiding in the corner, right?!
dunebro 15
YDI because it would be epic.
krez 20
Fiancé should look up "epic" in a dictionary...
Sakandraa 6
Lol my dad left me years ago.. **** my dad xD I don't need a damn blessing ;P
AliciaMeow 12
This isn't a FML. This is epic.
flashback_fml 14
His blessing? What year does he think it is?
Garrett2 11
thats IS epic!!!
loneteen 14
what so bad about it, its a pretty awesome name