Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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Comments (142)
MAD01502 20
I know how you feel! I'm from Transylvania and you should see the reaction of foreign people when they find out! They're like "is Dracula still alive? Have you visited his castle? Is it haunted?" yeah... He's my creepy neighbour! **** Twilight
catkat1988 17
Welcome back to the 15th century. I hope your daughter is ok, and I think you should consider seeking some kind of legal protection - or moving to another neighbourhood - in order to protect her. It shouldn't be necessary, but apparently parts of America are still stuck in the middle ages (and I just went back and checked your state - a little shocked to find this was in New York).
1947Chevy 17
Most of the Midwest is full of what I call bible thumpers. It's known by most as the Bible Belt. I happen to live in it and for the most part it's not that bad but you always fun into that nutcase every once in a while that gives the area a bad name. In ops case it sound like an entire church has those types of people.
KingreX32 21
what the hell kinda bullshit is that? OP I hope you told them to **** off.
ASBriere 8
That's amazing what a beautiful trait for a you g lady. F*cj the church this is why is topped going years ago. Don't worry get a lawyer and file charges
Shandra78 9
Could be worse, in africa folk traditions use body parts of albinos for fake crap-ass 'miracle' cures...the senile overly religious little old lady down the road doesn't sound any safer as a neighbour though.
PandaLove16 11
That is awesome. I bet she's adorable:)
TaffyJack 8
Wow, this is scary. I agree with the others on here, go to the police. The crazy bastard demanded your daughter on your own doorstep! And here's silly old me thinking we were entering the year 2014............
mannatee 19
"Give us the girl, and wipe away the debt!"
simsgirlgem 25
I hope you called the cops on these people it sounds like they are dangerous nutballs
synsam 4
******* church mongers, what is it that makes them feel so entitled.