Kids: Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's...

By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By WanstinChurchHill - 08/09/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By BlackRavenWings - 21/11/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

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chottu 16

Monday 9 December 2013 6:08

Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.

VengeanceChicken 12

Monday 9 December 2013 6:09

Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."

Comments

an3ph 20

Monday 9 December 2013 9:16

I'm missing several pieces to this puzzle.

katties 27

Monday 9 December 2013 9:40

What are you missing...? The girl is maybe partly albino and the priest and elderly neighbour think she's a vampire....

AyeJay101 25

Monday 9 December 2013 9:42

Adding to #87 And/or the spawn of Satan because red is deemed demonic.

MAD01502 20

Monday 9 December 2013 9:25

I know how you feel! I'm from Transylvania and you should see the reaction of foreign people when they find out! They're like "is Dracula still alive? Have you visited his castle? Is it haunted?" yeah... He's my creepy neighbour! **** Twilight

catkat1988 17

Monday 9 December 2013 9:51

Welcome back to the 15th century. I hope your daughter is ok, and I think you should consider seeking some kind of legal protection - or moving to another neighbourhood - in order to protect her. It shouldn't be necessary, but apparently parts of America are still stuck in the middle ages (and I just went back and checked your state - a little shocked to find this was in New York).

1947Chevy 17

Monday 9 December 2013 17:57

Most of the Midwest is full of what I call bible thumpers. It's known by most as the Bible Belt. I happen to live in it and for the most part it's not that bad but you always fun into that nutcase every once in a while that gives the area a bad name. In ops case it sound like an entire church has those types of people.

KingreX32 21

Monday 9 December 2013 11:11

what the hell kinda bullshit is that? OP I hope you told them to **** off.

ASBriere 8

Monday 9 December 2013 11:48

That's amazing what a beautiful trait for a you g lady. F*cj the church this is why is topped going years ago. Don't worry get a lawyer and file charges

Shandra78 9

Monday 9 December 2013 11:55

Could be worse, in africa folk traditions use body parts of albinos for fake crap-ass 'miracle' cures...the senile overly religious little old lady down the road doesn't sound any safer as a neighbour though.

PandaLove16 11

Monday 9 December 2013 11:59

That is awesome. I bet she's adorable:)

TaffyJack 8

Monday 9 December 2013 12:04

Wow, this is scary. I agree with the others on here, go to the police. The crazy bastard demanded your daughter on your own doorstep! And here's silly old me thinking we were entering the year 2014............