By JubileeBee - /
Wednesday 28 September 2011 10:46 /
United States
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TheDrifter
| 23
Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.
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yamatelle
| 19
What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.
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DoubleDose
| 0
what's so bad about a poor old senile man dreaming about his pimping days. stop being a stuck up bitch and play along. he doesnt have much time left
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fakeaccountX
| 6
You live next to Hugh Hefner?
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SCREAM4meeee
| 0
Don't you consider him your boyfriend? That sounds like a bad relationship on your part OP.
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
Be careful, OP. He might chop your boobs off and superglue your eyes shut.
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enonymous
| 8
Herbert the pervert went straight?!? What is the world coming to?
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AndreKanaan
| 6
#26 you forgot to inform her not to scream if he does try anything... lmao
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cruxx
| 0
Consider him single. Oh and woo 1000th comment for Enon
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Kyzahhh
| 7
OP show him your sex is better than crispy bacon
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seanders
| 10
Let him have his glory lol. He's in his 80s and doesn't have a long time left. If this makes him happy then so be it lol.
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BagleHead
| 6
He's only 80, just bang him make him happy! He doesn't have much time left. Just play along, dont mind that he is stalking you, he is old. Old means you can do whatever you want!
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kgray99
| 3
And he chose you out of every other girl in the neighborhood, so that's good....
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enonymous
| 8
42 - I'd like to thank the academy. GLAAD, My Abs, Anal sex, ruffies, Nutella, high powered binoculars, vaseline, jergens, Keyman, hailphire, and every person on FML an lastly the big G-man in the sky
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DrewsFML
| 8
Yeah sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
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bitchslapped22
| 14
YDI
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max_wilder
| 9
Act really slutty, all guys hate that
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Jovecove
| 13
86 - that is if it can pop up.
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ih82bl8
| 2
Marry him and take his money when he dies
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6joe9
| 0
Bang him. He'll probably die.
Die happy !
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lifesuxalways12
| 0
She will give him a heart attack
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ScarletBloom
| 14
Because you attracted to this kind of people.
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ifknh8usernames
| 7
you seem to have hard time spelling? you sentences no make sense.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
She's in Singapore, she might be new to the language...
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ScarletBloom
| 14
What I meant was she attracts this kind of people.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Why am I reminded of Herbert?
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Blueglasscup
| 17
Doubt it since most of Singapore speaks English. Even if it's in that damn accent...
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whymee55
| 6
60. MMMmmmm...
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krez
| 20
He's probably a nice guy.
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SteveTheJanitor
| 6
Until he chops her up and puts her in a place where she will never be seen again...yeah, a real nice guy
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SadinSherman
| 16
He is eighty
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
18 to 80, blind, bald or crazy!
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ikickgingers
| 15
Biz
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farhil
| 14
nitch?
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ikickgingers
| 15
"this goes out to all the ladies... 18 to 80. ... Blind crippled or crazzzzzyyy". It's from a biz markie song? Eff it nm.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
22- Like in a janitor closet?
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22cute
| 17
Yeah, I don't think so. Hard as it is to believe unethical creeps get old right along with decent people.
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krez
| 20
Thanks #104, I thought it was pretty obvious...
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spacemanspiff78
| 7
Has he offered to host a tylenol pm eating contest yet?
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
Sugar Daddy???
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rayzer_fml
| 0
Lmao!!!
XD
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olpally
| 32
Uh-oh... Another pedobear on the loose... Run away fast op...
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eradonnes
| 0
pedrobear
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olpally
| 32
Haha 19... Pic and comment=win :D
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IDrownOreos
| 0
Sounds like Hugh Hefner
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SteveTheJanitor
| 6
What is it with people taking selfies of themselves shirtless...do they actually think they're going to pick someone up on here? They're just embarrassing themselves instead of making themselves look good
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
People like to make a miserable attempt to look "cool".
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Andr913
| 13
Well, douchebags need love too.
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hail_this_villai
| 0
Meh, the people who do it are desperate for attention and the people mocking it are usually jealous. Lose-lose.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I adore my unshapely body. Im not jealous in the least bit.
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SteveTheJanitor
| 6
He changed his picture now...
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IDrownOreos
| 0
Bitch.. Worry about yourself damn fucking no life
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hannahmorgan06
| 7
what guy doesnt do that? chill out.
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onedayinamsterda
| 14
dude's 80+, stalked every girl in the neighborhood and thinks Ur the creme de la creme, making u his "gf". it's a fucking compliment right there. take it the right way ;)
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yamatelle
| 19
What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.
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ikickgingers
| 15
^^ I see what you did there. :)
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yamatelle
| 19
Oh hey there ikick, how is the van coming along? Children nowadays are smarter, aren't they?! It takes more than just lollipops to lure them in.
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rattusrattus
| 18
The binoculars are for birdwatching, the tissues are because he has a cold, and the vaseline is so he can insert his suppositories.
That's his story and he's sticking to it.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Yamatelle - lollipops. Pfft. Sixlets and bacon wrapped snickers are better than roofies!!
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fanceh
| 10
omg. bacon rapped snickers. start mass producing those and you'd be a millionaire within a year.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Fanceh. You sweet little boy. I can show you where I keep the stash., walk with me to my van ;) ;)
Works like a effing charm
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fanceh
| 10
As long as you don't chop my boobs off, heck, I'm down. Lehhh go.
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Istalkrexgar2000_fml
| 0
haha. maybe he'll break up with you for another neighbor soon.
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