Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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Comments (142)
MiMiLove96 10
Well I feel like the best option is to tell them to get the hell out of your house and stay away from your daughter. I don't know why they think they have the power to walk up and demand people's children because they think that they are evil or whatever. FML for you and your little girl
Kiruyba 1
Jealous, always want red eyes. Also If she was born with red eye and a blue one they would have freaked out more.
1947Chevy 17
Personally red eyes are generally not a good thing. A lot of vision problems tend to gosling with them
gabagabaheyu 10
i hope you gave them the finger instead
fmylifeNOT 15
She sounds beautiful
The_Hula_Monster 10
She sounds beautiful. What do you mean by photo sensitive though? Is she hypersensitive to light?
demczyss 8
Is she albino?
poprocks1999 6
I think that's pretty cool, as for the priest... Sue?
calliet145 14
Priest or not, I would have immediately called the police on the lunatics. This is real life, not a dang movie.
azyjazy713 11
Tell her she's an angel every day.
Sethreed12 4
Nothing a couple bullets flying at them can't fix