Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
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NessaMae
| 19
Maybe your husband should keep his thoughts to himself. You never know who can hear you when you mutter. Even if you think no one can.
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
Santa Clause hears you when you mutter..
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JCRouzer29
| 27
Some guys have great hearing but most girls and I'd say all good mothers hear EVERYTHING!
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miasaur
| 11
yes, women hear all and see all
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Zimmington
| 21
I think he secretly wanted her to hear it.
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Whose side are you on?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
#85: So, women are the government now?...
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jlmontgomery
| 11
Yes....yes we are! LMAO
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Blavock
| 12
Maybe the mother should learn to take a joke and stop being a bitch
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Kamon97
| 23
Why the hell would he say that? >.
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Welshite
| 39
His mother-in-law stiffed him on some cookies. That's grounds for a fight.
Honestly though, he sounds immature. The fact that he could be heard from a completely different room suggests that he wanted to be heard.
Honestly though, he sounds immature. The fact that he could be heard from a completely different room suggests that he wanted to be heard.
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greeneyebeauty9
| 28
I don't know. I'm surprised he had the balls to say it, though.
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Odis12
| 11
I can't be the only one who laughed uncontrollably about this. Can I? Well then..
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gotaplanstan
| 28
cuz hes a winner and a keeper, obviously
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Bigfabthetruth52
| 22
Ur not.as unwarranted to the comment was that shit was pretty funny.
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Zimmington
| 21
What in the fuck are you trying to say #73?!
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Zebediabolical
| 37
He probably said it because he wants his balls gargled.
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Karcasm
| 7
#69, you're not alone.
Teehee, 69.
Teehee, 69.
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Cavsfodawin
| 21
Because her mom is a bitch. Duh
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booboohoney
| 12
Wow your husband is a bit rude and childish.
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WeiXinLun
| 16
So are all men
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BlueFlatts
| 20
Everyone has been a bit rude and/or childish like this at some point. Whether or not it gets posted on FML for everyone to judge is a different story.
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Genociiide
| 15
Real men aren't that childish only little boys are.
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emily689
| 25
He needs to learn to keep those comments to himself..
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Zimmington
| 21
You're a bit shallow and pedantic.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
But #76, how will he communicate his hopes and wishes if he doesn't speak up?
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auro7
| 18
Wow, seems like he went balls deep on that one.
No..? Okay.
No..? Okay.
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LittleSushi_fml
| 13
I'm talking 'bout balls deep!
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airforce987
| 20
1)Get family members at war with each other
2)Sell weapons to both sides
3) ??????
4) Profit
2)Sell weapons to both sides
3) ??????
4) Profit
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karlcolt45
| 19
UNDERPANTS
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theaaxis
| 27
Welcome to the United States of 'Murica.
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Enslaved
| 36
"Got an AK-47 for his best friend
Business the American way"
Business the American way"
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
If both sides of your family are of the same ethnicity, I guess you could consider this as a civil war.
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ThatsMyPie
| 20
'MURICA
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botanistjessica
| 24
Ethnicity has nothing to do with civil wars.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
That's true, my mistake. I guess I was thinking differently because of recent wars. For instance, the Syrian rebels vs. Syrian Gov and Libyan rebels vs. Libyan Gov.
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faihai44
| 1
Your husband is a fucking disrespectful twat people like that should go to hell
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NoFightinDestiny
| 9
Oh the irony.
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NotAddictive
| 6
"disrespectul twat people" ha.
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Zimmington
| 21
#6, you do know that in the Bible it says condemning people (saying they should/would/are going to hell) is a sin in itself right? So you'll be there right along with him...
Have fun
Have fun
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cjlerch
| 29
#90 is right. Condemning people is a sin in itself. And I may as well point out that his picture goes along very nicely with his comment.
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Welshite
| 39
That was uncalled for. Your husband needs a stern talking to.
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raisinbam
| 13
She didn't catch her son smoking pot, idiot.
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cyttex
| 13
Welshite is not an idiot, don't be rude.
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abhi95
| 31
I bet your mom approves of him now! After all these years! Who'd have known..
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alshygirl
| 14
My mom would beat my husband's ass if he said that
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sabriyyahwitter
| 6
Lol word
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Welshite
| 39
Lol isn't a word. It's an acronym.
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
25--what about lawl?
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Welshite
| 39
A dyslexic person once misspelled "wall". His friends thought it was funny so it stuck.
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conman531
| 23
Lol is a word. OMG is too. They have been added to the English dictionary. Genius
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Dthsapprntc
| 23
I just had to look up lol now and it is in the dictionary, Merriam-Webster to be exact, as an abreviation. So still not a word. Same for OMG.
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Enslaved
| 36
Omg-- Is that like "scuba" and "laser"? Lol
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boating_guy
| 33
technically I think so. but the other abbreviations have enough vowels/vowels in the right places to actually constitute being a word. where trying to pronounce the three letters "omg" it just sounds kind of funny, and is commonly known to stand for something longer
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Zimmington
| 21
#9, Your mom needs anger management & a sense of humour.
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slickchrome
| 11
I forgot what the fml is about
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conman531
| 23
God I'm sorry that was not meant for this person! Now I feel bad
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NessaMae
| 19
Not to mention it was extremely rude
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Bano360
| 25
Rude? Maybe. It's definitely hilarious.
No..? Okay.