Santa Clause hears you when you mutter..

Some guys have great hearing but most girls and I'd say all good mothers hear EVERYTHING!

yes, women hear all and see all

I think he secretly wanted her to hear it.

Whose side are you on?

#85: So, women are the government now?...

Yes....yes we are! LMAO

Maybe the mother should learn to take a joke and stop being a bitch

His mother-in-law stiffed him on some cookies. That's grounds for a fight. Honestly though, he sounds immature. The fact that he could be heard from a completely different room suggests that he wanted to be heard.

I don't know. I'm surprised he had the balls to say it, though.

I can't be the only one who laughed uncontrollably about this. Can I? Well then..

cuz hes a winner and a keeper, obviously

Ur not.as unwarranted to the comment was that shit was pretty funny.

What in the fuck are you trying to say #73?!

He probably said it because he wants his balls gargled.

#69, you're not alone. Teehee, 69.

Because her mom is a bitch. Duh

So are all men

Everyone has been a bit rude and/or childish like this at some point. Whether or not it gets posted on FML for everyone to judge is a different story.

Real men aren't that childish only little boys are.

He needs to learn to keep those comments to himself..

You're a bit shallow and pedantic.

But #76, how will he communicate his hopes and wishes if he doesn't speak up?

I'm talking 'bout balls deep!

UNDERPANTS

Welcome to the United States of 'Murica.

"Got an AK-47 for his best friend Business the American way"

If both sides of your family are of the same ethnicity, I guess you could consider this as a civil war.

'MURICA

Ethnicity has nothing to do with civil wars.

That's true, my mistake. I guess I was thinking differently because of recent wars. For instance, the Syrian rebels vs. Syrian Gov and Libyan rebels vs. Libyan Gov.

Oh the irony.

"disrespectul twat people" ha.

#6, you do know that in the Bible it says condemning people (saying they should/would/are going to hell) is a sin in itself right? So you'll be there right along with him... Have fun

#90 is right. Condemning people is a sin in itself. And I may as well point out that his picture goes along very nicely with his comment.

She didn't catch her son smoking pot, idiot.

Welshite is not an idiot, don't be rude.

Lol word

Lol isn't a word. It's an acronym.

25--what about lawl?

A dyslexic person once misspelled "wall". His friends thought it was funny so it stuck.

Lol is a word. OMG is too. They have been added to the English dictionary. Genius

I just had to look up lol now and it is in the dictionary, Merriam-Webster to be exact, as an abreviation. So still not a word. Same for OMG.

Omg-- Is that like "scuba" and "laser"? Lol

technically I think so. but the other abbreviations have enough vowels/vowels in the right places to actually constitute being a word. where trying to pronounce the three letters "omg" it just sounds kind of funny, and is commonly known to stand for something longer

#9, Your mom needs anger management & a sense of humour.

I forgot what the fml is about

God I'm sorry that was not meant for this person! Now I feel bad

Rude? Maybe. It's definitely hilarious.