By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
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  Welshite  |  39

His mother-in-law stiffed him on some cookies. That's grounds for a fight.

Honestly though, he sounds immature. The fact that he could be heard from a completely different room suggests that he wanted to be heard.

  Bigfabthetruth52  |  22

Ur unwarranted to the comment was that shit was pretty funny.

  eddeeezzyy  |  19

That's true, my mistake. I guess I was thinking differently because of recent wars. For instance, the Syrian rebels vs. Syrian Gov and Libyan rebels vs. Libyan Gov.

By  faihai44  |  1

Your husband is a fucking disrespectful twat people like that should go to hell

  Zimmington  |  21

#6, you do know that in the Bible it says condemning people (saying they should/would/are going to hell) is a sin in itself right? So you'll be there right along with him...

Have fun

  cjlerch  |  29

#90 is right. Condemning people is a sin in itself. And I may as well point out that his picture goes along very nicely with his comment.

  boating_guy  |  33

technically I think so. but the other abbreviations have enough vowels/vowels in the right places to actually constitute being a word. where trying to pronounce the three letters "omg" it just sounds kind of funny, and is commonly known to stand for something longer