Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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Comments (142)
shazinie 7
i have red irises as well that are. natural
Sharky353 3
In Romania this would never happen. I don't believe the priest is Christian-Orthodox. If he is orthodox, then he is not very gifted. But I believe you actually belong to a sect, which makes you a heretic. It says near your username that you are from New York. Well , if this is the case, shame on you for abandoning your mother-land and moving to the heathen kingdom. I don't see what being Romanian has to do with anything, but you should stop calling yourself that.
interesting33 37
Is this because of possession or because of people thinking she was stolen as a baby? Eitherway - call the police.
haleyart 15
Sounds like your daughter is albino
badbitch48 2
I wish I had a cool eye color like that! mine are green.
ifunnnylover 7
Don'teont give her to them they must be crazy she sounds beautiful id love to have natural red irises Don't give her to them(not like you would) they must be crazy. She sounds so beautiful I'd love to have natural red irises
deemarie13 14
And this is why people in church get a bad rep. I swear we are not all like that.
toneeangel 22
I'm sorry but the sounds cool. (Her eyes)
Aret 1
Give them the girl, and wipe away the debt!
Slightly_Flawed 5
I'd have a quick word with the police, your neighbours sound creepy as hell.