Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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Comments (142)
oly49 10
The nerve of some peole my God what's this world coming to
heliophobia 13
Jeez, poor girl. It's wonderful to have something that unique, in my opinion. I suggest you talk with your neighbor and tell her how outright inconsiderate and cruel it was to do that. Next time it happens, call the police. Remind your child that she is beautiful and not to let mean comments from others bother her.
katties 27
That it looks cool doesn't mean it is: you burn in the sun easily, can get eye problems, is extra susceptible to skin cancer and infections... it's not only about the looks and albinos aren't really lucky to be albino...
Grenith 21
Looks like it's time to move...
QuantumCommenter 7
Does her hair happen to be naturally white as well? In many cases albinism (a lack of pigmentation (color) resulting in pale skin, red irises, and white hair) is also accompanied by photosensitivity. It is a beautiful mutation (I personally know someone who has it), though the sensitivity to light does have some rather obvious drawbacks. http:/:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albinism
Tpracingkg 15
I'd love to have eyes like that!
Mysterion345 11
Screw the cops and screw the restraining order, get yourself a .45 and shoot them should they step foot on your property.
happylappy 21
This is one of the best FML's imo.
imchacon22 19
You should consider either moving away or filing a restraining order against this man before he tries something to harm her. At least that's just what I would do considering they went demanding your child!
AyeJay101 25
Highly recommend to move away from that church and protect your daughter.
an3ph 20
I'm missing several pieces to this puzzle.
katties 27
What are you missing...? The girl is maybe partly albino and the priest and elderly neighbour think she's a vampire....
AyeJay101 25
Adding to #87 And/or the spawn of Satan because red is deemed demonic.