Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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Comments (142)
worldclassrager 41
Red eyes? That's for sure something I have never seen.,,the Omen yes was a true story but that was years ago...
midnightmango 13
That's cool!
RobertoZ 5
A:That was a dick move although you may be able to sue them for being racist and some other stuff and B:Red irises?I wish I had those that sounds so awesome.I wouldnt care if people thought I was weird I would look badass
MzZombicidal 36
They're not being racist, they're being ignorant towards OP's daughter's lack of pigment in her eyes. She can report them for harassment, though.
Devul143 12
I think I'd move..... far.. farrrr away... sorry OP... but keep alert.. relogious crazies do extreme things! they'll bring down the fire and brimstone on you if they so choose =
robj118 10
What the hell does photosensitivity have to do with anything in that FML post?
jmcr 27
Its a trait of albinos because of the lack of pigment she will burn easily so she probably doesnt go out much in the sun so these nutjobs think that shes a real vampire be careful OP call the cops and if you can move out of the area because idk if those kinds of idiots would even take the police seriously if they went up to your house themselves and demanded for you to hand over your daughter like that be careful!
phew_fml 21
Get a restraining order OP, those people sound crazy.
bosox29 14
You must live in Kansas with the crazy church people there. Not calling all church people crazy just those in a specific Kansas based town!
Stoodle 9
Damn!! Your daughter it lucky!!! I want natural red irises!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Bright Ocular can help. :)
chelsea_liz 6
My apologies op. Thankfully not every christian relies on twilight for their theology.
missnuthin 10
please, PLEASE tell me you told them to ****-off, and then promptly called the police and filed a restraining order???