Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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marramrammar 2
That proves there are idiots everywhere! For stupid action I would have my kid wear vamp fangs , then again they are too stupid and would harm her. Keep a close eye on your little one.
lonelyman36 12
People like that gave Sarah Palin a job on Fox news and keep rush Limbaugh on the air. Stupid people...have you never seen the others?
G_bear24 9
Well I'd say its time to move. I'd be paranoid someone would take my child.
cathrope 10
Time to call the cops or the nut house
fuckmylife518 15
I hope you didn't let them take her.
pandalover69 26
It's stupid to even think she did.
skyeyez9 25
I saw a little girl who looked about 2-3yrs old sitting in a shopping cart at the grocery store. Her back was turned and she had a huge, thick head of white hair. I initially thought she was playing dress up and wore a white wig. As I Walked past, she turned to look at me, and I saw the red eyes, pale skin and white eyebrows. I never saw an albino in person before. The red eyes were very striking. Also wtf were they thinking? That you will just hand her over?! They would probably kill her by "beating the demons out."
Huddisher 10
This is one issue I have with religious nuts. I've seen cases of "curing homosexuality" that has ended up killing the person they were "trying to 'treat'." Along with exorcisms for "demons" when it was just a mental disorder and could've been controlled by medication or therapy. What really irks me is when a child is dying painfully slow and they're refused medical treatment by their parents in favour of prayer and then end up dying anyway.
skyeyez9 25
Its not only religious nuts who kill when they try to "help." Ever heard of "re birthing therapy." Its done by psychologists and they try to recreate the birth experience by covering a kid with a bunch of blankets, lay on them, weigh them down and force them to squeeze out. Kids have suffocated and died during this crackpot "therapy." I dont recall the reason why this crap was used in the first place though.
skyeyez9 25
New age BS or not, kids have died from that so called therapy. And its now banned. My point is crazy comes in all types of backgrounds, religious or not. Its not the last bullshit therapy technique that will pop up and end up killing people either.
Rax_fml 6
That's an awesome baby person!!
pandalover69 26
What does her being Romanian have to do with this? Nothing about Romanian's even crossed my mind while reading this. Is there some stereotype I'm missing?
1947Chevy 17
Vampires, demons ware wolves and the like are commonly associated with Romania. Ever heard of Dracula. He was a real king who drank the blood of his enemies to be stronger and he lived for a longer amount of time than normal. The legends about Dracula being a vampire all stem from this. And he was Romanian.
Sharky353 3
Vlad Tepes never drank blood. That was only a short lived hungarian propaganda. Dracula (or Draculea) means "son of dragon". "Draco/drac" used to mean dragon in archaic Romanian, now it means "devil". There was an elite order called Order of the Dragon and Vlad Tepes along with his father belonged to it. Vlad Tepes was Christian and a defender of Christianity. He is one of the greatest national heroes. The Impaling method isn't even his idea. It was practiced long before by the turks and hungarians. He was killed at the age of 46. So everything you said about him is ridiculous. I'm Romanian by the way.
sanecatlady 13
This is just one of the reasons why I'm not a religious person. The fact that people still believe in vampires and demons and witches in this day and age is beyond stupid. These two idiots probably still think people with epilepsy need to be burned at the stake.