But I didn't! I wasn't!

By I didn't though - 10/09/2015 04:07 - United States

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML
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Bricktothehead 21

He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

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bwoolf96 21

What a wanker.

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bwoolf96 21

What a wanker.

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jakers8424 18

How many did you do

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RenoTheRhino 30

Exactly 9.3 push-ups.

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Roskie 16

All of them.

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earlytermination 34

Lol that guy sounds lame. Sorry OP.

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Bricktothehead 21

He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.

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Perplexed_Aris 16

I'm sure you can clear things out with him, right? Plus, I'd imagine there'd be more than just grunting noises if OP was really sacking his chum..

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vikky538 28

Can't be undone now!

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rainbowsRlove 15

haha next time do jumping jacks no confusion there....at least not from my experiences lol

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militarybrat 21

Think about the sounds. Grunting and slapping skin...

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BrutalEater 15

That made me laugh and face palm xD

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ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Mistaking push-ups for beating it? That person has a lot to learn

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grimboots 3

You may be doing push ups wrong!

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invadermaythe1st 35

No, I think his room mate is masturbating wrong.

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gosh_mate 30

Just tell everyone the truth. It's your word against his... Also does anyone else think this FML could be worded better? With 'the guy' starting 2 sentences in a row.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

How about no...

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DeltaDragonxx 20

by by that logic No one would ever be charged with murder.

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