Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
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Starcatch77
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You know what they say...The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
...Or the window.
...Or the window.
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chilearmy123
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Could everyone dislike my comment? Im goin for a record
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keven501
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You have to take risks to get your ice cream
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chilearmy123
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Could everyone dislike my comment? Goin for a record!
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tjv3
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Your kid is an idiot op. did you not teach him what is and isn't a good idea
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baconftw
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Your son kinda deserved it.
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ryry013
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Did he get the ice cream!?!
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efemel94
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Pain is temporary. Ice cream is eternal.
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naughtia
| 14
At least you're in Canada and don't have to pay any hospital bills!
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Briiyahh
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Y did u get thumbed down...? He is stupid don't deny it even at 8 you should know better
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CoconutOil
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Not just that, you probably don't have to worry about 7 FBI agents coming to your house and falsely accusing you for child abuse!
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chyeneee
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Well at least he's got his priorities straight
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XmoulcraftX
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Prick >.>
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iSeeSarcasm
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36- the ice cream was a good idea at the time.
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saxetsasnak
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THAT'S what he would do for a Klondike bar
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truth_spitta
| 0
Ok, am I the only one that thinks the kids a freakin boss?
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nutcrackers
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Time to teach your son some patience
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anythingmustbe
| 18
True to the saying I scream for ice-cream
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jerrylee123
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Uh, the FBI don't handle individual child abuse cases. They deal with FEDERAL crimes.
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iTz_x_BurneddPs3
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I guess he screamed for ice cream..
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nado13579
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The sad thing is I think most of us here on FML would probably do the same thing.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
The OP's kid is silly.
Now if it had been a bacon truck, I would understand and approve of such extreme measures, but Ice-cream just isn't as worth it...
Now if it had been a bacon truck, I would understand and approve of such extreme measures, but Ice-cream just isn't as worth it...
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mrsmathers17531
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LOL aw:(
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alexup24
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2- You're way too fucking deep
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alexup24
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2- You're way too fucking deep...
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unhappybitch
| 8
#39 your picture with your comment made me laugh.
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klx125cross
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Obviously she's mixed up...,her profile says shes a mister...,just saying..
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yuggi1
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It's cause those damn ice cream trucks are there one second and gone the next. Every millisecond counts.
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Dr0reos
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Well that's what happens when the ice cream man puts meth in the Popsicles.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Here in NYC they remain in one spot for a long time with that annoying melody.
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RealReasons
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This kid better have got his ice cream. Damn windows trying to tell him what to do...
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MysteriousX_fml
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Well, did he get his ice cream? Important details...
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scapachini1
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#188 i'm so sorry for your childhood
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AdrianneLily
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Aww
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alexup24
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3- The amount of intellect you put into your comment is astonishing
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person961
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Kids get crazier and crazier for the ice cream trucks, I though chasing it was still in. I guess a well timed jump will put you straight through the roof to the ice cream.
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JackeeDawn
| 9
To think their going to run this country after we die. FML
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MrBrightside21
| 20
Grammar Nazis, stay away.
We already know.
We already know.
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Llamacod
| 11
*they're
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Llamacod
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*they're
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rcgirl2
| 11
Must. Not. Correct. Grammar.
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pokefan813
| 16
*takes out shotgun* what did I say about generalization?
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solosohigh
| 15
you're 16, he's 8. you're the same generation. also, I'm not so confident you'd be of any help considering you struggle with basic grammar.
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scapachini1
| 10
Ouch, burn.
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may651
| 14
Oh goodness boys. :)
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onlychildFTW
| 33
No, just ones that are mentally handicapped. Most people don't jump trough windows or off roofs.
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somewizdom
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You're kind of lucky it was only the 2nd floor.
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PhishloverA
| 14
Your picture is gross
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flutter4
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It made me look twice
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camsterjoe
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If it was from the 5th floor...
....well that's what Darwin calls "natural selection"
....well that's what Darwin calls "natural selection"
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Rianokami
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I wonder where he got the impatience characteristic from?
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mndlssphnx
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See if you can get a refund. For the kid, not the ER.
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Death_Hoe_Inn
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She lives in Canada, healthcare is free up here. Should wouldn't have to pay bills for the birth nor the ER.
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lopsop
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Wait she? She got circumcised?
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shahs
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Dafuq you talking about?
...Or the window.