Could everyone dislike my comment? Im goin for a record

You have to take risks to get your ice cream

Could everyone dislike my comment? Goin for a record!

Your kid is an idiot op. did you not teach him what is and isn't a good idea

Your son kinda deserved it.

Did he get the ice cream!?!

Pain is temporary. Ice cream is eternal.

At least you're in Canada and don't have to pay any hospital bills!

Y did u get thumbed down...? He is stupid don't deny it even at 8 you should know better

Not just that, you probably don't have to worry about 7 FBI agents coming to your house and falsely accusing you for child abuse!

Well at least he's got his priorities straight

Prick >.>

36- the ice cream was a good idea at the time.

THAT'S what he would do for a Klondike bar

Ok, am I the only one that thinks the kids a freakin boss?

Time to teach your son some patience

True to the saying I scream for ice-cream

Uh, the FBI don't handle individual child abuse cases. They deal with FEDERAL crimes.

I guess he screamed for ice cream..

The sad thing is I think most of us here on FML would probably do the same thing.

The OP's kid is silly. Now if it had been a bacon truck, I would understand and approve of such extreme measures, but Ice-cream just isn't as worth it...

2- You're way too fucking deep

2- You're way too fucking deep...

#39 your picture with your comment made me laugh.

Obviously she's mixed up...,her profile says shes a mister...,just saying..

Well that's what happens when the ice cream man puts meth in the Popsicles.

Here in NYC they remain in one spot for a long time with that annoying melody.

This kid better have got his ice cream. Damn windows trying to tell him what to do...

Well, did he get his ice cream? Important details...

#188 i'm so sorry for your childhood

3- The amount of intellect you put into your comment is astonishing

Grammar Nazis, stay away. We already know.

*they're

*they're

Must. Not. Correct. Grammar.

*takes out shotgun* what did I say about generalization?

you're 16, he's 8. you're the same generation. also, I'm not so confident you'd be of any help considering you struggle with basic grammar.

Ouch, burn.

No, just ones that are mentally handicapped. Most people don't jump trough windows or off roofs.

Your picture is gross

It made me look twice

If it was from the 5th floor... ....well that's what Darwin calls "natural selection"

She lives in Canada, healthcare is free up here. Should wouldn't have to pay bills for the birth nor the ER.

Wait she? She got circumcised?

Dafuq you talking about?