FML : Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk...

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Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Marjorie - / Friday 13 July 2012 17:08 / Canada - Toronto

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By Starcatch77 | 20

#4683993 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:00

You know what they say...The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... ...Or the window.

By yuggi1 | 11

#4684016 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:02

It's cause those damn ice cream trucks are there one second and gone the next. Every millisecond counts.

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By Starcatch77 | 20

#4683993 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:00

You know what they say...The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... ...Or the window.

chilearmy123 | 4

#4684118 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:08

Could everyone dislike my comment? Im goin for a record

keven501 | 12

#4684136 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:18

You have to take risks to get your ice cream

chilearmy123 | 4

#4684148 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:11

Could everyone dislike my comment? Goin for a record!

tjv3 | 9

#4684217 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:27

Your kid is an idiot op. did you not teach him what is and isn't a good idea

baconftw | 9

#4684364 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:39

Your son kinda deserved it.

ryry013 | 6

#4684411 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:58

Did he get the ice cream!?!

efemel94 | 7

#4684460 - Saturday 14 July 2012 03:14

Pain is temporary. Ice cream is eternal.

naughtia | 14

#4684559 - Saturday 14 July 2012 03:40

At least you're in Canada and don't have to pay any hospital bills!

Briiyahh | 7

#4684676 - Saturday 14 July 2012 04:05

Y did u get thumbed down...? He is stupid don't deny it even at 8 you should know better

CoconutOil | 7

#4684724 - Saturday 14 July 2012 04:26

Not just that, you probably don't have to worry about 7 FBI agents coming to your house and falsely accusing you for child abuse!

chyeneee | 3

#4684794 - Saturday 14 July 2012 04:49

Well at least he's got his priorities straight

XmoulcraftX | 6

#4684860 - Saturday 14 July 2012 05:14

Prick >.>

iSeeSarcasm | 2

#4684879 - Saturday 14 July 2012 05:22

36- the ice cream was a good idea at the time.

saxetsasnak | 5

#4684933 - Saturday 14 July 2012 05:38

THAT'S what he would do for a Klondike bar

truth_spitta | 0

#4685562 - Saturday 14 July 2012 07:55

Ok, am I the only one that thinks the kids a freakin boss?

nutcrackers | 2

#4685831 - Saturday 14 July 2012 09:55

Time to teach your son some patience

anythingmustbe | 18

#4685932 - Saturday 14 July 2012 11:05

True to the saying I scream for ice-cream

jerrylee123 | 8

#4686347 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:25

Uh, the FBI don't handle individual child abuse cases. They deal with FEDERAL crimes.

iTz_x_BurneddPs3 | 0

#4687673 - Saturday 14 July 2012 10:08

I guess he screamed for ice cream..

nado13579 | 12

#4688136 - Sunday 15 July 2012 02:36

The sad thing is I think most of us here on FML would probably do the same thing.

False_Stupidity | 41

#4689611 - Sunday 15 July 2012 12:04

The OP's kid is silly. Now if it had been a bacon truck, I would understand and approve of such extreme measures, but Ice-cream just isn't as worth it...

By mrsmathers17531 | 5

#4683995 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:00

LOL aw:(

alexup24 | 13

#4684238 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:31

2- You're way too fucking deep

alexup24 | 13

#4684265 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:30

2- You're way too fucking deep...

unhappybitch | 8

#4684655 - Saturday 14 July 2012 04:01

#39 your picture with your comment made me laugh.

klx125cross | 9

#4872116 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 03:37

Obviously she's mixed up...,her profile says shes a mister...,just saying..

By yuggi1 | 11

#4684016 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:02

It's cause those damn ice cream trucks are there one second and gone the next. Every millisecond counts.

Dr0reos | 8

#4684466 - Saturday 14 July 2012 03:17

Well that's what happens when the ice cream man puts meth in the Popsicles.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4685063 - Saturday 14 July 2012 05:57

Here in NYC they remain in one spot for a long time with that annoying melody.

RealReasons | 0

#4685205 - Saturday 14 July 2012 06:16

This kid better have got his ice cream. Damn windows trying to tell him what to do...

MysteriousX_fml | 10

#4860554 - Sunday 26 August 2012 12:48

Well, did he get his ice cream? Important details...

scapachini1 | 10

#6036325 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 01:40

#188 i'm so sorry for your childhood

By AdrianneLily | 9

#4684024 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:04

Aww

alexup24 | 13

#4684263 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:34

3- The amount of intellect you put into your comment is astonishing

By person961 | 9

#4684025 - Saturday 14 July 2012 02:02

Kids get crazier and crazier for the ice cream trucks, I though chasing it was still in. I guess a well timed jump will put you straight through the roof to the ice cream.