Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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Comments (142)
l99 5
She might have eye cancer,
l99 5
Red irises sometimes means cancer of the eye
skyeyez9 25
Keep them away from her. They probably want to do an exorcism, Or even murder her because they think she's evil. They need to stay away and you have to keep your daughter close. They may try to snatch her the moment you turn your back. Who knows what they will do to her. Call the police asap. People who demand others to just hand over their child to them to do God knows what are mentally deranged.
monster_tamer 11
Firstly, that's actually kind of cool. Yes, she'll have some problems dealing with sunlight and people reacting to her odd appearance, but it's still pretty neat when stuff like this happens. Secondly, inform your elderly neighbor and priest that if they don't leave you alone, you will call the cops. Honestly, I find that kind of behavior threatening, especially if it pertains to your daughter. And if they're willing to actually go to your door and demand you hand over your child, I would be afraid that they might try to take her if you ever let her play outside. So, yes, OP, be careful. The situation might sound humorous as an FML, but in all seriousness, just be careful.
Dohnut94 7
Your daughter is bad ass with red iris'! I agree with the few that say mess with their heads. If they want to pull that bull on you, pull it on them! Even buy a cheap coffin at the dollar store, say you're cleaning her bed. That's what I'd do, but I'm an ass who would play with the stupidity of their mid. I still think the fact that your daughter had red iris' is beautiful.
BEATLEJUICE98 4
I would kill to have red eyes *devilish look*
Blavock 12
I'd have fun with them and play head games :)
ziy_fml 15
Those must be some pretty eyes!
SexPot143 13
sue the **** out of them and next time i suggest saying "sure stay right there" and come back with a bat and tell them they try something like that again they can meet your wooden friend and have a nice visit to jail. ******* bastard priests
Raykyogrou03 12
you kicked him in the nuts right?