FML : Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her....

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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You deserved it

By orcatheseapanda - / Saturday 9 January 2016 05:14 / Thailand

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By myGRAM | 14

#6506356 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:44

Which muscle were you stretching?

By lexred | 29

#6506353 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:44

You can't help it OP...some people in this world are born bitches.

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By lexred | 29

#6506353 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:44

You can't help it OP...some people in this world are born bitches.

ona16 | 22

#6506434 - Sunday 10 January 2016 8:23

Yea and when it comes to complaints like that. Makes me very cautious where I stand what I do. It takes on false claim to ruin your life.

By myGRAM | 14

#6506356 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:44

Which muscle were you stretching?

coming back in the future | 30

#6506374 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:50

Can't be the penis cause the penis has no muscles.

Shadowpartner | 11

#6506507 - Sunday 10 January 2016 13:29

^ Speaking from experience are we?

Vintage_Cola | 29

#6506726 - Sunday 10 January 2016 18:09

@30 Drops mic as the theater lights up from that supa hot fire.

By Comrox | 19

#6506357 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:44

Sounds like overprotective parents. Sorry OP!

By KneeJerker | 24

#6506358 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:45

If you were naked, I could see a possibility. Assuming you were clothed, thats a fairly rash assumption, OP. Hope you clear it up!

Ajwc95 | 23

#6506446 - Sunday 10 January 2016 9:10

sorry I thumbs down your comment stupid fingers :(

By justelizabeth | 12

#6506359 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:45

I'm sorry, I know that must suck but it's really funny..

By theoldman | 22

#6506362 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:45

She wasn't bathing; she was just playing so why would it matter?

bsnowxo | 12

#6506444 - Sunday 10 January 2016 9:07

Because people look at children when they in bathing suits as well... So thats why the child and parents reacted that way

Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6506488 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:22

It's still unreasonable unless the guy was looking directly at her the whole fucking time.

militarybrat | 21

#6507237 - Monday 11 January 2016 6:07

19 people can look at children when they are clothed head to toe. It makes no difference.

By coming back in the future | 30

#6506363 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:45

You know it's a problem when their first instinct is to think that.

By dudeutookhrs | 24

#6506365 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:46

Can't do anything nowadays without people thinking everything is about them

By WolfsScar | 15

#6506366 - Sunday 10 January 2016 6:46

You should go try to explain yourself..

By smoothies14 | 32

#6506385 - Sunday 10 January 2016 7:01

How old is this girl that she understands peeping but plays in a kiddie pool?

leogachi | 15

#6506473 - Sunday 10 January 2016 11:13

@11 My parents taught me that stuff when I was first able to form complete sentences.

sweetbliss3 | 37

#6506508 - Sunday 10 January 2016 13:31

glad I read your comment.I thought OP wrote peeing. that's what I get for reading when just waking up.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6506806 - Sunday 10 January 2016 19:38

You're not alone, 31. I've been awake for hours and I read it as "peeing" the first few times.

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