Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
Me27 0
I feel bad for you, but a 16-year-old shouldn't be wearing a thong.
equinoxe_fml 2
Opinions can be wrong. And thinking random girls you don't know are ***** just because they were thongs isn't just an opinion, it's an insult. 12-year-olds losing their virginity, now that's slutty... 16-year-olds wearing thongs? uh. I think half of them do it.
taradeborde87 3
Opinions can be wrong? Why, just because they're different than yours?! You're an idiot, but that's just my opinion :)
paperfox_fml 0
#62, I think you had some pretty shitty friends. Maybe things are different over here, but when I was at school no one was ever mocked for their choice in knickers...
xHaniffax 0
Why are you encouraging your daughter to be a *****?
Hummingbird114 0
Um... I don't think there's anything wrong with a 16 year old wearing a thong. But then again, I'm also 19, typically call them buttfloss and refuse to wear them because I find them uncomfortable. ...and my boyfriend prefers boy shorts anyways... ;)
drea11 0
y r u buyin a 16yr old a thong? what #4 said i dnt agree...they sell seamless panties so there is no need for a thong .
blankslate 0
aww what a sweet story.
ilaughatfmls 0
i wouldn't worry so much about that... i'm 18.. and I haven't said I love you to my parents that often in my life.. but hey at least you know she loves you...
Morokea 0
A lot of teenagers won't say "I love you" to parents often, it's not strange. She could've been almost joking about it (not the love but the seriousness of the statement). And thongs on sixteen year olds is hardly a big deal, nor is it remotely rare. I wore them at sixteen so I wouldn't have pantylines under my skirts... basic function. :
erikab 0
Guys, relax. A thong is a thong. It's not something to go crazy over.