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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Almost right

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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Well, actually…

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:01 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML

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Mostly OK

By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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You deserved it 5 542

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:16

Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.

greenman_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:07

better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"

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greenman_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:07

better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"

fsxman1 11

Monday 22 March 2010 3:55

wait that's not what moms are supposed to tell you???

MissDanish17 5

Friday 23 April 2010 3:48

Ya,I bet someone would say that.

MissDanish17 5

Friday 23 April 2010 3:50

sarcasm..

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:16

Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.

2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 22:46

im sure she loves u:)

idolmonkey 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 5:20

What's the big deal about this one? Seriously... this is no fml moment.

PurpleLlamas 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:40

...(cricket...cricket...)and...? my mom says that. sometimes she says i love you too but seriously...8 is right not an fml moment

stump11knights 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:08

Her mom didn't say love you back!

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 12:01

#8 The OP is so stupid it's not like "Thanks" means "I don't love you" or something ;/ retard.

macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:25

As the others said, I fail to see what's so wrong with "Thanks." What were you expecting?

oxheatherrrox 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:28

haha whenever i call my mom to ask for something or say goodnight from a friends house, i say " i love you" and she hangs up.

vocaloidtiger 12

Friday 22 June 2012 2:23

Aw.

cinnamania 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:44

Well that's a slap in the face, huh?

MetalCraze 11

Monday 1 June 2009 17:13

hahaha dissed by your own mom epic fail

gothnotemo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:48

U just got rejected...

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