Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
lolololcheese 0
teenagers are bitches and its never gonna change, get over it.
Professor59 2
Imagine how much she'll love you when you buy her the sports car, sweet 16 party, IPhone, etc. Don't complain to us that you've created a brat.
Lalalal_fml 0
I wear granny panties. Butt-floss is like a permanent wedgie. And #90: I have thought about it. This is my response to your little preach fest: If you attempt to shove your religion down my throat again, I ******* swear I will fight, abort, kill you in wars, and cheat on my spouse/partner by having premarital sex with you while shoplifting a bottle of rum. Nah, I'm just lying.
taradeborde87 3
Good job making yourself look like an idiot.
Bunbu 8
16 and only JUST getting a thong? I call bullshit on this one.
Rubiks_Dude 0
I call bullshit, that or your a bad parent and your daughters a ****.
sarahhbaby 0
i got my first thong like eighth grade ishh..and im not a **** or anything my mom bought it for me..so its not a big deal
mothfather 0
....Why would you buy your daughter a thong? Dude, make her do it herself.
Rellakan 0
I'm sixteen and like thongs, would your daughter be interested in meeting me? :P
secret_fml 0
totally agree with numbner 15. kids learn to say "i love you" when it's said to them..if that's the way you raise your kids, then you shouldn't expect much back from them in return. and why would you buy your daughter a thong? i mean..its alright to wear one, just kind of awkward for YOU to get it for her.. your fault.
melissa_10 7
why do people think its wrong to wear thongs at 16... i been having thongs since i was like 12... just because we wear thongs doesnt mean we are ***** sometimes with some clothes your able to see the underwear line ....which is not cute...so thats were thongs come in