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By  Ambient25  |  24

Does your mom know you're a guy?

Seriously though, just take it, laugh at it, and bury it in your closet. If she asks then you can tell her it didn't fit or something.

But to wear a thong...I cringe at the thought of so many wedgies.

  RenoTheRhino  |  30

If everyone notices the first comment is at 10:03. And then he says that he "got buried" when he replied to #8 at 10:12. He couldn't be "buried," and then sober up in 9 minutes. Liar.

  FreakyFerg  |  3

I love how people try to give advice and it turns out to be really shitty advice and then they make up some story about why they commented something stupid

  Ambient25  |  24

#42 please show for me which part of my comment says that I sobered up? And it actually was getting buried since right when I commented I already had -8 votes.

Maybe it's because people thought it was stupid, or maybe it was because it was #1 and in front of everyone.

Nice try dickwad

  thrlyrist  |  6

I can totally picture a future FML.

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because she found a black lace thong in my drawer. It was my 18th birthday present from my mom and my fiancée refused to believe me. FML.

  Enslaved  |  36

It's a good luck tradition to wear either red (for love) or yellow (for fortune) undies on New Year's Eve. I always wear two pairs that day. :P
And remember to eat your 12 grapes!(: