By Spider fail - 31/5/2016 19:06 - United States - East Lansing
Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML
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By  EagleSonOfEagle  |  11

Maybe it's all part of your origin story... Perhaps in a few nights you'll get to the part of the dream where you actually acquire skills. Or, you could just be the equivalent of aquaman... you know... pretty useless.

  RoyalMGN  |  8

the king if the sea? my home slice? his trident can penetrate superman's skin smh useless they say.... when the water in your toilet attacks you and whips you with your own bodily fluids remember the name aquaman