LOL woodcock nice one ;))))

This is so not real at all. I can tell. Nobody would really slap you and storm off? Wow. You Fail.

Uhh, I know people that would.

This is so real. I'd say the OP deserves it for 1) having a crush that he never acts on and 2) having a two year crush on a moron.

I got slapped and she stormed off because I didn't like her friend, who liked me. Don't assume that you know the billions of people on this planet.

lol no worrys bud i live on hardwood drive and my dad lives on dogwood road

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well if you like her then this is a great ice breaker just laugh at it when she finds out that you actually do live on woodcock

only in mass do they roads retardly...

I have all of you guys beat, I live on the intersection of I Bang Women road and Masturbation avenue.

You're that creep who enjoys making stains on her sheets.

I know a guy with this last name hahaha

I normally get funny looks when I say my street name because I live on Condon st. but most people think that it's Condom st.

LOL I have a teacher at my school called Miss Woodcock xD

lmao #125 XD

#114 I live near a comdon street. I'm serious. people normally mistake it for condom street too

there's a reacher at my school called mr woodcock going out with another teacher there and for a week after they started going out everyone was asking her if she had splinters

I looked it up (this is the sort of way I use my spare time..) anyway there is actually a woodcock road in OP's state. And now i know where he lives?

I did the same thing and it came up

I thought this was fake too, I could see someone laughing at that but not throwing a hissy fit.

I think it's real. But I agree, she shouldn't of slapped him? That's a little too much. Personally, if I thought the guy was attempting a perverted joke I would've laughed and called him a perv, but I wouldn't of even gotten mad about it. Guys joke about shit like that. And poor dude, he wasn't even joking about this one! O man :x

I agree with 115

i'm not sure. As a male, i personally dont take that shit. If a woman slaps me i slap her back.

I have no idea, but I hate when I see a girl hitting a guy. No such privilege exists. It doesn't make it any more okay if a girl hits a guy then if a guy hits a girl. I guess there's some mentality that a small delicate girl couldn't possibly hurt a big strong man. Total bullshit really. And some girls hit mother ******* hard, just because they think they can get away with it.

Amen. I'm not saying I condone violence one way or another, but if a woman hits a man IMO she should be prepared to take whatever she gets. She's committing assault and the dude is allowed to defend himself. Can't take a hit? Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dish em out then.

its because men are most of the time physically stronger than women. bigger bones n what not. so it would normally cause more damage if a man hits a woman than vice versa. some girls like to take advantage of that though and those are the ones that need to be Beat.

I have to agree with that, I think its a serious double standard, which is why he should seek her out and punch her in the boob with all his might. (i'm a woman btw).

ha ha just the boob, not the ovaries, will ferrell style?

Yeah, it's kinda the same thing with if a 40-year-old woman goes clubbing she's called a cougar, but if a 40-year-old man does it, he's a pervert. I can sort of see why one might think it's not okay for a man to hit a woman but for a woman to hit a man because women bear life and aren't as heavily built and stuff, but it's still not very fair. Then again, all is fair in love and war - if the guy wants to hit her back then so be it.

#66 yeah, and also how come when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man its $3.99 a minute?

Marry me

I'm not against a woman slapping me. If I did something to deserve it that is...

Well..it IS hilarious though... :-P I once knew a guy with something very similar to this as his last name. He was a jackass.

You mean the jackass from the movie Mr.Woodcock?

nice picture