FML : Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By applesmama / Saturday 17 September 2011 04:36 / United States

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By underguarded | 20

#3303078 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:07

At least she's correct.

By Hockey_fan | 0

#3303096 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:11

Shoulda been
"Grab daddy a beer"

....he missed the opportunity

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By ileina | 5

#3303075 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:05

Smart daughter.

livewire1701 | 8

#3303173 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:32

She officially has the intelligence of a parrot.

YourEvilHero | 12

#3303253 - Saturday 17 September 2011 13:21

now is when you tell your husband he's changing diapers until she learns how to day mommy.

monkeys1315 | 0

#3304016 - Saturday 17 September 2011 17:35

Haha at least you no when she goes now.

13FTW | 9

#3304198 - Saturday 17 September 2011 18:30

Tennessee... Figures.

Streeet_hayley | 6

#3304812 - Saturday 17 September 2011 21:14

scrapmetal58 | 9

#3305003 - Saturday 17 September 2011 23:14

Next she'll say "I poop, therefore I am. "

JuggaletteKlown | 0

#3305874 - Sunday 18 September 2011 4:19

What does Tennessee have to do with her husband being a dick?

By underguarded | 20

#3303078 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:07

At least she's correct.

By enonymous | 8

#3303081 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:08

I was kind of hopping she would have been like that cartoon frog and put the top hat and cane on and start singing "Hello my baby"

Rabidkid | 14

#3303092 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:10

You sir, are a genius

EvilPotato | 14

#3303324 - Saturday 17 September 2011 14:01

"hello my honey, hello my friends in style."

vettle | 6

#3303506 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:38

Love!

enonymous | 8

#3306396 - Sunday 18 September 2011 9:00

Michigan J Frog reference

EvilPotato | 14

#3309701 - Monday 19 September 2011 4:28

74 no man I'm thinking Bugs Bunny & Tweety show bro.

enonymous | 8

#3316223 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:12

78 - yep Michigan J Frog is the character from looney toons.

KennyMcCrmick322 | 0

#3368572 - Friday 30 September 2011 8:14

You sir,
Are epic

By Hockey_fan | 0

#3303096 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:11

Shoulda been
"Grab daddy a beer"

....he missed the opportunity

crazychick1269 | 7

#3303701 - Saturday 17 September 2011 16:09

aha Win

applegrape | 0

#3305887 - Sunday 18 September 2011 4:24

Nahh he he shoulda taught her to say, go make daddy a sandwich.

By GRRSOM | 7

#3303098 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:11

@3: All that hopping must have gotten you tired.

enonymous | 8

#3303143 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:23

Thank you for catching part of the joke

NomOnShroomz | 14

#3303437 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:11

Grrsom, you know you can just comment on the comment, right?

centarous85 | 0

#3306265 - Sunday 18 September 2011 7:16

No grrsom is just that stupid!

By mistersheezy | 4

#3303158 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:28

You should have taught her to tell him "clean me"

EvilPotato | 14

#3303170 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:32

That sounds kinda pervish.

NomOnShroomz | 14

#3303441 - Saturday 17 September 2011 15:14

Dude, you're sick for thinking that way about a baby... and I'm pretty sure pervish is not a word.

By Senior29 | 8

#3303175 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:32

maybe he was tryina teach her "boob"?

centarous85 | 0

#3306273 - Sunday 18 September 2011 7:18

The guy who thinks the preggo woman was testing her breast milk for poison, who is from pakistan

Senior29 | 8

#3307664 - Sunday 18 September 2011 17:57

lol m i being stalked?

By Sabraynay | 10

#3303187 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:36

On the plus side, at least you'll know it was her and not the dog.

By FroggyFM | 4

#3303193 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:38

Her next word is gonna be pee.

By live_2_eat | 5

#3303205 - Saturday 17 September 2011 12:46

Lol, that's hillarious! Hey, think of it this way, at least she'll have an interesting story to tell when she's older.

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