Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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applesmama
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17/9/2011 04:36
- United States
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By
ileina
| 5
Smart daughter.
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livewire1701
| 8
She officially has the intelligence of a parrot.
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YourEvilHero
| 12
now is when you tell your husband he's changing diapers until she learns how to day mommy.
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monkeys1315
| 0
Haha at least you no when she goes now.
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13FTW
| 9
Tennessee... Figures.
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
??
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Next she'll say "I poop, therefore I am. "
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JuggaletteKlown
| 0
What does Tennessee have to do with her husband being a dick?
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underguarded
| 20
At least she's correct.
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enonymous
| 8
I was kind of hopping she would have been like that cartoon frog and put the top hat and cane on and start singing "Hello my baby"
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Rabidkid
| 14
You sir, are a genius
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EvilPotato
| 14
"hello my honey, hello my friends in style."
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vettle
| 6
Love!
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enonymous
| 8
Michigan J Frog reference
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EvilPotato
| 14
74 no man I'm thinking Bugs Bunny & Tweety show bro.
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enonymous
| 8
78 - yep Michigan J Frog is the character from looney toons.
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KennyMcCrmick322
| 0
You sir,
Are epic
Are epic
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Hockey_fan
| 0
Shoulda been
"Grab daddy a beer"
....he missed the opportunity
"Grab daddy a beer"
....he missed the opportunity
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crazychick1269
| 7
aha Win
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applegrape
| 0
Nahh he he shoulda taught her to say, go make daddy a sandwich.
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GRRSOM
| 7
@3: All that hopping must have gotten you tired.
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enonymous
| 8
Thank you for catching part of the joke
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Grrsom, you know you can just comment on the comment, right?
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centarous85
| 0
No grrsom is just that stupid!
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mistersheezy
| 7
You should have taught her to tell him "clean me"
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EvilPotato
| 14
That sounds kinda pervish.
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Dude, you're sick for thinking that way about a baby... and I'm pretty sure pervish is not a word.
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Senior29
| 8
maybe he was tryina teach her "boob"?
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centarous85
| 0
The guy who thinks the preggo woman was testing her breast milk for poison, who is from pakistan
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Senior29
| 8
lol m i being stalked?
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Sabraynay
| 10
On the plus side, at least you'll know it was her and not the dog.
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FroggyFM
| 4
Her next word is gonna be pee.
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live_2_eat
| 5
Lol, that's hillarious! Hey, think of it this way, at least she'll have an interesting story to tell when she's older.
"Grab daddy a beer"
....he missed the opportunity