Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
iloveericmaynor 0
personally i always loved cute undies when i was like 15 and up... i never wore it for boys but it always made me stand up a little taller and act more confident knowing that i was wearing it. ps if you cant spell lingerie, don't write it
opinionator 0
What's your address? I'll be over in 5.
Kiriel 2
You're a cool mom, and at least she meant it, right? (My mom's a sweetie, but she has a abd habit of stealing my thongs, AKA why I don't have any anymore.)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Ew, your mom steals and wears your thongs? AKA, the thongs you've WORN? Gross! O_o
palmtrees 1
also #8, wearing no underwear is referred to as "going commando" not "going camo" It's remarkable that you have so many strong opinions about your underwear given that you don't seem to know how to spell/phrase anything related to the topic.
6daysoverdue 0
way to go for sending your daughter on the way to be a fine young *****......
beautybabee 4
#27 you're a dumbass... how the hell does a mom buying her daughter a thong make her daughter a *****? I know tons of people who wear them and are definitely NOT ******. haaa
Tucatz 0
Epic bad parenting fail. I have a sixteen year old daughter, and we say I love you to each other regularly. I also hug her as she goes by and give her a kiss on the top of her head, and always say goodnight and good morning. And I would never buy her a thong. If she wants one, that's fine- but as a parent I don't think buying one for her is appropriate at all. Looks to me like you're about to make some therapist rich.
humpty_dumpty_fml 0
i dont care, panties, thong, g-string...it's all to come out sooner or later :D and i dont care about this fml, i just wanted to say the above :D
Dopehead666 21
I'm sorry that I don't care to impress others with my wonderful spelling abilities... yeah I suck at spelling... wow! And to the 'peer pressure' I was just throwing that out there, I don't believe in it. #15 don't talk about someone you know nothing about, and espeically do not talk about my mother. Yeah I hope none of you have a kid like me either. Shame on me for being so dense... -_-
dragonmystik3030 0
as we say. thongs are for ya feet lol i agree with 18 to a point. i would say more so the school and the other students are a larger factor im not talking private v state but the ppl that attend. tho most ppl deserve a kick up the ass for the way they bring kids up.
kile88 2
aussieeeee
mhm_soyeah 0
I don't think buying a 16 year old a thong is inappropriate or wrong at all. I am 15 and my mother just bought me my first thongs a few months ago. Personally, I find them to be much more comfortable and I perfer to wear them. Just because I have a thong on doesn't mean I'm hoping to, or am, showing my butt and undies to other people. It's a personal prefrence and I don't think just wearing a thong is going to make a young girl do something "bad."