By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
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alyspar2 5
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Run while you can.

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infamous1212 10
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I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.

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alyspar2 5
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Run while you can.

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PuggieKid 22
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Well that escalated quickly!

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SirCharles83 13
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Another stage 5 clinger. Hope you can run fast.

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Supergirl1988 16
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It's when your walking down the street holding hands and she starts humming the wedding march, that's when you worry.

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tjv3 10

Yes OP Run and run FAST

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_krystallynn_ 11
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a lot of girls dream about their wedding. it doesnt mean shes obsessed with you. give it a little time to make sure shes not crazy before you dump her.

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cmbar831 14
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Maybe she just wanted an opinion..

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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Don't be silly. That's ridiculous! She obviously wanted to get married as soon as possible!

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THuD29 4
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She might be joking but take caution

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malkavian_mad 13
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It was not a very funny joke. More like the perfect way to lose a guy.

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infamous1212 10
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I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.

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gc327072 30
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So just what exactly are Usain they should do?

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marcranger 28
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That OP should Bolt, of course.

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DaftDude 11
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You guys never seem to -run- out of puns, do ya?

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mk58 31
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24: It's a punny world out there.

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Stealthed 8
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Why'd Jamaica the combo stop 33? :(

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Journiexo 18
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C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!

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Omfgitsmia 15

Get out while you still can lol

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Wizardo 33

We salute another fallen comrade, they go so young...

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Wizardo 33

Also, a wise man once said "make like a tree... and get outta here!"

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NickaPLZ 26

Boondock Saints. Best movie ever. But I believe the actual line is "Why don't you make like a tree... And get the FOOK out of here!"

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Wizardo 33

Lol I was actually referring to Biff from Back to the future but boondock saints works too :)

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Ibeatmyself 3
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Calmly looking into her eyes and say I don't believe in marriage until everyone is aloud to ....it's working out pretty good for Brad Pitt

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9lashes 15

allowed*

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luckyd880 12

Angelina is the one that won't marry until everyone is allowed to. But it's working out for her!

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outoftown 26
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She offically disagrees with your definition of "official."

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danial1214 21
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Tell her you are not ready to make it THAT official.

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dr_snow_bear 29

I'll distract her! RUN BRO!

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