These boots are made for walking

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 05:01

Spicy
Today, I went to a strip club for the first time ever and was about to enjoy a private dance when the stripper stepped onto my chair, between my legs, to climb up onto platform. Sexy. Unfortunately, she missed the chair and stood on my balls, full weight, without noticing. I didn't 'enjoy' anything after that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 408
You deserved it 352

Same thing different taste

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Anzubar 5

Lucky, I normally pay extra for that!

MannyWasHere 12

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MannyWasHere 12
Anzubar 5

Lucky, I normally pay extra for that!

They do that all the time. That's why I don't go without my codpiece anymore. You can choose from many fun codpieces on Etsy.

LeahMichelle 6

But the question is... Did you get any money back or did you pay her more after you realised you enjoyed it? 😂