bear
Sydney, Australia
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
arghgffhdfg
Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Angie
South Africa
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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Hilton Head Island, United States
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Judgemental much?
Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
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Comments (134)
xeka 10
.....May the funeral just be burned down while you're at it.
Slackness 10
Cremate her instead!
dstrad11890 4
You should introduce her to music with talent. Maybe she will pick a fitting song
Ressamies 6
I don't really think that anyone would seriously even consider it, even a Nicki Minaj fan.
chuckcloninger 12
Yeah, but that's not music.
HarroIAmBob 21
let her pick, you can tell her what she cant pick.
DaisyDanger 7
Considering that Nicki Minaj is a fairly "recent" artist, and her popularity increased when she became an 'American Idol' judge, I am betting it is just a phase the daughter is going through and unless she is 5 it probably isn't the only thing she knows.
bluehero 17
She was already popular before American Idol, that didn't really make her more famous.
DaisyDanger 7
With Internet and ITunes etc., it would be super easy to look up "funeral songs" and listen to them online and come up with "Amazing Grace" etc. I would imagine also that the daughter has the sense to ask people close to the deceased if there were any favourite/meaningful songs.
18pm 4
*Nicki Minaj.... Maybe she don't have a song appropriate for funeral but don't underestimate her specially if the only song of hers you know is Starships and Superbass.
bluehero 17
Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj would be appropriate.