bear
Sydney, Australia
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
arghgffhdfg
Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Angie
South Africa
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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Hilton Head Island, United States
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Judgemental much?
Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
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jambupapoy 5
What about her is horrible? What you hear on the radio and the way she looks?
finnrambo 13
Yes 36 precisely that.
Filia_Palladis 8
Just calmly and patiently explain to her that some people may find Nicki Minaj inappropriate for the occasion, and help her toward picking more appropriate music. She's sure to see the logic there. Of course, if she doesn't, then talk to whoever's organizing the funeral about what's happening and I'm sure they'd be happy to pick someone else instead. If it comes to that.
megank12 17
She could incorporate Nicki Minaj into the music if she finds an appropriate song and maybe mixes it up with other songs. I personally wouldn't want Nicki Minaj played at my funeral, but she might want to ask the family what type of music they would find acceptable.
WeskersSexslave 15
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gracehi 33
I listen to lots of different kinds of music, and even I would be lost on what to pick for a funeral. Should I pick happy mystic to lift the mourners' spirits? Should I pick sad music to respect the dead and the somber occasion? Duh...um... THE BEATLES! The Beatles are always good. Right? Right???
cobra_comm 12
Idk what funeral home you're using, but I've never seen or heard of them "picking" people to select music
ksks1234 33
No funeral home does that. It is probably the legal next of kin that made that decision.
aligater10 7
Your daughter needs to broaden her horizons
BrookRae 19
It's Nicki Minaj, not Nikki.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Who the hell is in charge of this funeral?