By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore
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Well turn it around, tell him that if he cheats, you'll chop him up and throw away his penis.
What about dat ass?! The boobies are great and all, but gotta have dat ass too.
He might be the rapist that, if you scream, he'll chop off your boobies and sew you eyes shut.
Love ur profile pic
Which movie is that? I think #35 is referring to a past FML. Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker *** Thanks #35. Your comment now has me singing Alice in Chains- "Man in the Box" (:
Your welcome... I think?
You're*
178- Not sure if trolling, or know nothing about the Internet.... "Dat ass" is a popular meme that involves a someone with sunglasses on, biting their lip, looking at a gorgeous bootay.
lol my girlfriend totally said she would kill me but keep my penis as dildo. long term relationships involve hearing and saying weird things occasionally
Boobies = good pillow.
Big Ass= Tempurpedic pillow
25 & 33: Thank you two for my billion dollar business idea.
You shouldnt cheat on him anyways
No, it's an FML because her boyfriend is an effin physcopath
Best solution: Go to Narnia.
But that's the best solution for everything!
or...you know..dont cheat.
Match his threat with an even creepier one. Like I'll force you to listen to Rebecca Black, while I blow up every part of your body. Except your cock, because I'm going to eat it.
But why eat it. You can use it for a number of things like a coat hanger or even a center piece.
Rebecca black isn't that bad she's improving
Rebecca black is cool...if you're a 12 year old girl.
60- taxidermist? Did someone say Chuck Testa?
I was the 69th thumbs down:) gitty gitty
Umm rebecca black died....
Wow. You know your a genius, right?
That is true love. ;)
A man with priorities.
Gotta love a man with a plan :)
Hey! :)
I agree! He must love her lol
Keywords
Must have good boobies
Best solution: Go to Narnia.