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You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.
OP can cheer her up with nice words and positive advice, but we all know we're not that nice on FML. I say you blow her house up.
I don't get it...unless that's a titanic reference. But I've never seen titanic so I dunno..
Yeah, he's referring to the part where they go on the house boat and survive that crazy storm, only to have the house blown up by Chewbacca. In that famous ending scene, Rose is actually floating on a section of ceiling tiles but Voldemort grabbed Jack's leg and dragged him under as he tried to climb on.
#107 couldn't have explained it better myself
#98 how does playing a recorder make you think of a movie that you've never seen?
#98he might've seen those king of the world memes or seen the episode on family guy it's in
I don't know what the OP is talking about, but I love the song 'My Heat Will Go On'.
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Show it anywayFind her a new boyfriend? I bet that would work.
Yeah, until he leaves her again! Then OP's back to "the worst rendition of My Heart Will Go On".
They said "new boyfriend" not an ex. Therefore "dumped again" fails.
Then they should have said "you'll just get left again"
Go home 120, you're drunk!
Why the recorder was invented, I will never know...
It could be worse. There's always the kazoo. If that's not annoying enough, the vuvuzela surely wins. I'm sure others can suggest similarly bad "instruments" for causing excessive ear bleeding.
The worst musical inventions in the history of mankind are Ke$ha and Nikki Minaj.
The recorder was invented so school children could summon Satan with Hot Cross Buns.
What happened to Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black?
loudly disliking any music is dumb because doing so is not going to make it go away
I always thought the absolute worst "musical" invention of all time was the mouth harp.
I remember playing the recorder in 4th grade, I really hate the sound of them, I'm sorry that you have to deal with that OP!!
Ke$ha, Niki Minaj and Justin Bieber are not musicians. They were a government experiment to see if sound could be weaponised that unfortunately worked its way into the media.
Ke$ha is deffinately worse than Justin Bieber! I don't really like Justin or his music but at least he writes his own songs and can sort-of play guitar, to me that counts for something :) all ke$ha can do is look derpy and use autotune :L
I agree. I hate those things.
Better yet, go hunt him down
the recorder. the instrument that was suppose to help my education.
The recorder taught us all how to summon Satan with terrible renditions of Hot Cross Buns and Mary had a Little Lamb.
Didn't someone else just say that
OP you need to invest in some earplugs.
Or a sniper!
You are incredibly ignorant. 'Emo' does not determine what kind of music you listen to. Not all emo people only listen to metal by the way.
I used to be considered "emo" but I didn't dress the style. Sure, I loved screamo, but I also loved rock, some pop music here and there, and I still love all of those as much as I did then. Though, the pop music that I liked aren't ever on the radio anymore, now it's filled up with shit like One Direction and Justin Bieber... And crappy rap artists... So I kind of gave up on listening to the radio
Story of your life right there
Don't stereotype. Just because they express themselves differently doesn't mean they have to stick to screamo music.
My daughter also had to learn that on her recorder. She's not emo and she wasn't dumped. If she's grade 7-9 it's probably a school assignment and it will eventually stop.
Here's your sign...
I learned how to play in second grade. If her boyfriend broke up with her + playing a song about tragedy and romance! It's to much of a coincidence.
Seriously? School assignment? A grade 7-9 school assignment to play a Celine Dion song on the recorder all day every day? Gtfo.
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You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.
Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?