FML : Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted...

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Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By arghgffhdfg - / Sunday 15 July 2012 00:22 / Australia - Sydney

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By sunnyt | 5

#4688706 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:13

No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.

By mpsteve137 | 15

#4688768 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:20

She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music

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By mal2012 | 4

#4688700 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:12

This FML sucks... I dont even GET wat ur saying. All i got was ur mon doesnt like Nicki Minaj.... Ok?

By sunnyt | 5

#4688706 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:13

No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.

brianjman14 | 22

#4688750 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:18

Meh, the chorus to Super Bass is kinda catchy. That's pretty much all I like about Nicki Minaj. Other than that, I agree with your mom (even though I don't believe in Hell).

99megster | 15

#4688915 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:45

You a stupid hoe, you a stupid, stupid hoe. I dont know why anyone would enjoy listening to that...

99megster | 15

#4688960 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:59

I just realized it sounds like im being sarcastic, but trust me im not. I hate nicki minaj.

make_me_smile | 4

#4689099 - Sunday 15 July 2012 06:51

Nicki minaj is worthless as she has no meaning or dignity in what she does. And I don't think u can call what she does "singing" or "rapping" as she sounds just terrible

gmc_blossom | 21

#4689363 - Sunday 15 July 2012 09:03

Come on, guys. In all honesty, I like Nicki Minaj. I mean, I wouldn't deem her as one of my favourite artists or anything, but she's okay. Especially when you think about all of these newer rappers out there. None of them are any good. In comparison to a lot of them, Nicki is actually rather good. Sure, maybe her songs are a bit, erm, bad. Maybe she is all plastic. Maybe she isn't a great role model. But, hey. I would choose her over rappers such as Wiz Khalifa any day. This is just my opinion. *Shrug*

HelloGuys | 4

#4689403 - Sunday 15 July 2012 09:25

Im like the only one who listens to all her songs & like them?? Try listening to her new album it sounds good to me.

iHeartRKO | 5

#4689424 - Sunday 15 July 2012 09:36

Wiz khalifa is wayyyyy better

zaynismylove | 2

#4689497 - Sunday 15 July 2012 10:27

I bet u the music video was starships it's so dirty

Daftendirekt1 | 0

#4689570 - Sunday 15 July 2012 11:14

Ng Ng Ugh I can't stand Super Bass. I'm going to sound really hipster here but I stopped listening to mainstream - not because it's popular but because I genuinely think it's crap. There are some artists out there that I like but meh. Also, all these mainstream artists are coming out with songs like Super Bass claiming it's 'new' when it just sounds like trashy house music from 5 years ago. (I listen to electronic mostly now - the melodic work is amazing in quite a few songs around there.) However, the beat behind 'Beez in the Trap' is pretty cool. Shit song though. Sorry for the essay.

BlackBlazeCobra | 16

#4689590 - Sunday 15 July 2012 11:44

I like her.

Shy_Anne | 10

#4689978 - Sunday 15 July 2012 02:19

Kakashi sensei likes nicki minaj ?

ajeppsen | 25

#4693939 - Monday 16 July 2012 08:38

I've always hated rap today. ESPECIALLY(sp?) nikki minaj. I like tupac eazy e an biggie smalls better.

MelissaLove234 | 7

#4777846 - Monday 6 August 2012 03:03

Fuck you Nicki Minaj is amazing you don't even know her ok judge her by one song yeah your cool. NOT

lolmigosh | 15

#4893533 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 03:49

her debut album, pink Friday wasn't that bad but then again she has been making really stupid songs lately eg. starships

By xxxInsanexxx | 9

#4688709 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:13

Momzilla.

Dr0reos | 8

#4688972 - Sunday 15 July 2012 06:01

Nicki minaj you say? *puts on sophisticated smart guy glasses(or spectacles whatever floats your boat)* Yeah she's probably right

Fml_FTW228 | 10

#4689442 - Sunday 15 July 2012 09:49

I'm sick of all these posers on a fuckin website/app. You don't needa use perfect suhpehllingg or guh,rahm,err. I no none of ya spell like that to ya friend or w/e. Ya tryna be all sohfihstihcaytehd n shit for nah reason u tryna impress random fukers on the internet who probably at best give .0000000000000146 shits about you Now ya are all hatin on rap a Nikki... WTF did she er do to ya she just makin a livin like every1 else. 7/10 of these bullshit commentors like Nikki/rap. Thumb me down idgaf.

serenateena | 3

#4716974 - Saturday 21 July 2012 05:49

scary

By BryanThaMan | 14

#4688714 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:14

Start working graveyard shift, problem solved :)

meeeaner_th | 16

#4689819 - Sunday 15 July 2012 01:34

But what if she starts screaming about that stuff when OP's trying to sleep during the day?

By Skittles_Rawr | 8

#4688719 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:15

Well it might not get you spit roasted.... But it will definitely do some damage on your ears.

the_anti_hipster | 7

#4688985 - Sunday 15 July 2012 06:08

And brain cells. Nicki sounds like a mix between a two year old with a speech impediment and a mouse on helium. Cartoon death please!

By StripedSwtor | 7

#4688731 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:16

you should probably tell her to find a new hobby.

By mrnuleef | 7

#4688732 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:16

Fyl for having a brother that likes any of her music

onlychildFTW | 33

#4689702 - Sunday 15 July 2012 12:48

I agree. And what's wrong with spitroasting? That's always looked interesting and kinky ;)

Daftendirekt1 | 0

#4689776 - Sunday 15 July 2012 01:19

92 - Indeed it has. Although there are a couple guys I know who started a group called the 'Roastbusters'... Quite disturbing.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4691712 - Sunday 15 July 2012 09:09

Yeah that is disturbing. Hy would they start a group? There just weird.

By theslimshadylp | 6

#4688740 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:16

Nicki minaj I wanna stick my penis in your anus.

Linkerdoodles | 15

#4688752 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:18

It would disappear forever...

By DKjazz | 20

#4688747 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:18

Wait... Brother?!

melikeyturtles | 3

#4689236 - Sunday 15 July 2012 08:08

I dont understand why that comes as a shock to you.

T9FTW | 20

#5206183 - Sunday 2 December 2012 10:13

Probably because he believes that her music is too feminine for a male.

By mycandy20 | 3

#4688754 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:18

How is she demonic?

Skittles_Rawr | 8

#4688780 - Sunday 15 July 2012 05:22

Have you even heard her song 'Roman Holiday'? Her music is shit.

insertnameherr | 11

#4689010 - Sunday 15 July 2012 06:20

or super bass? STUPID HOE? STARSHIPS?!?!

AznSamoan52 | 10

#4689040 - Sunday 15 July 2012 06:31

Dude, she's BEYOND demonic.

gmc_blossom | 21

#4689383 - Sunday 15 July 2012 09:09

40- She isn't demonic. I actually like those three songs. Don't bother telling me I have no taste in music, either. You think what you want. Lol.

christiangirl | 5

#4689991 - Sunday 15 July 2012 02:21

Very true she is bad and demonic. I always wondered what she said when she "rapes" so fast no one can understand her ..

Abbeygale | 8

#4692357 - Monday 16 July 2012 01:19

A lot of people also believe in the Illuminati and that's she's apparently a devil worshipper, along with Beyonce, Jay - Z and Rihanna etc, It's a thing about them controlling the Human race using music or something, not too sure yet, it's probably not true but interesting none the less. Research it.