bear
Sydney, Australia
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
arghgffhdfg
Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Angie
South Africa
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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Hilton Head Island, United States
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Judgemental much?
Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
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Comments (134)
AwsumShyGuy 12
#88 Of course, she's the best at making terrible music.
rawr_ily96 24
I'm expecting a follow-up on what she picked, OP. I think we all want to know. Sorry for your loss.
LexSwift 17
It's pretty stupid to ask them to reconsider. The girl likes fun music. Music doesn't always have to be heart-felt, deep, and meaningful. It can be fun, crazy, offensive, and in your face. That's what kids like to listen to because it's FUN. A funeral is the last place a kid would think about having fun, so obviously she won't play Nicki Minaj. Don't judge her based on her music taste. I'm wearing a Nicki Minaj shirt right now. I listen to her. But no way in hell I'd play her at a funeral. Don't insult her intelligence simply because she likes to listen to fun music. I'm plenty sure she's gonna steer clear of Minaj for the funeral. She's not an idiot.
Axipiter 24
Hopefully she'll come up with a Minajerie of great music!
hanielfavela 6
I say YDI because you are responsible for your child and her actions.
nnnope 26
94: what's "fun" about a person who preaches "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything" and then writes a song called "stupid ho"...?
jiraii 9
your daughter has terrible taste in music. hopefully someone else can be given the responsibility.
Azula272 14
And you gonna drop dead with the boomin sistas! Unless you like Lazarus you be raisin up! Lol
NikkiAmber09 12
At least spell nicki right. I hate when they spell it like my first name.
DDCA 24
Danger Will Robinson!