By Alice - 28/08/2013 10:33 - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 190
You deserved it 5 385

Same thing different taste

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You mean F flat? It's much simpler all around to just think of that key as E.

MikeonFML 17

Psh, probably hiding chicken legs...

CallMeMcFeelii 13

No one ever talks about how I lift :(. Can't you see how toned up my mask is? That's a lot of hard work..

Take lessons in Broscience from the Brofessor

olpally 32

Is she related to Jim levenstein from American pie 2? definitely **** your life then. Lol.

I thought it was Michelle? And a flute maybe? It's been a while.

olpally 32

Jim took Petey's place and came to surprise Michelle at the end by playing the trombone horribly while he was going down the stairs to woo her. Lol. Yes, but she plays the flute very well :) haha. And this one time at band camp, she stuck a flute, in her pussy. Hahaha. Love that movie

Awwww man, you're totally tromboned. Okay ill let myself out

caohm 18

I thought it was funny *opens the door to invite back in*

MichellinMan 20

The gaps between sentences are only getting bigger.

sematariux 7

You should learn to play the guitar, while paired with an amp

summerguy97 16

Gluing cardboard egg cartons to the wall is a simple way to soundproof the house.

Sinistra_Blue 12

Hey, I tried that. It seemed to work, but eventually the eggs all went bad! :p

If it's during the day, u have nothing to complain about

Actually she does. Would you want to listen to hours of someone playing an instrument that they just started learning? I don't know about you, but that would be a constant headache for me.

DKjazz 20

My friend plays the drums, and he rented a reasonably inexpensive storage space very near to his apartment. He had a drum set and a keyboard set up there for practice. It was a fine rehearsal space as well, if a little tight.

If OP is a night-shift worker then she has a very real right to complain.

imagineapc 11

There are not enough children learning to play instruments anymore these days. OP needs to shut the f up about it.

I concur. I've been playing violin for 20 years, and my parents just told me a year ago that they used to fight over who took me to my lessons because I was so bad at first and enjoyed making screeching noises.

Lol i play violin too Its the opposit for me though Its my parents who think im a natural (ive been playing since kindergarten (about 11 years)) and me who thinks I suck

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I used tuba a pretty good trombone player. I know you think her playing sax now, but wait until she gets better. You'll love the music, no doubt oboet it.

My brother also played the Trombone, I played the Bass Clarinet. By the way, great comment doc, you made me laugh!

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I used to play drums, but I'd always do the "ba dum tss" after everything my teacher said. Needless to say I wasn't there very long..

Doc. I love you so much more because you included an oboe pun.

It could be worse I suppose...I used to play (bass) trombone and learnt to play the instrument in school...with a lot of other people who didn't know how to play their instrument right back then... What really really really sucked was living in a flat beside a half-assed opera singer. It wasn't loud, not at all...but it still sounded like something desperately trying to violate you in places you don't even want to read about in a horror story. That being said...trombones are awesome!