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Beginner
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Night owl
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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I moderated this!
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 favorites
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

19%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Perfectionist
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

94%
Socialite
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The rules are the rules
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Redreynard's favorite FMLs

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SLAB_GIRL15 / Wednesday 1 August 2012 07:59 / Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it