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Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

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By carboat / Wednesday 28 January 2009 09:24 / United States

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kayla / Tuesday 6 March 2012 00:43 / United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

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You deserved it