bear
Sydney, Australia
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
arghgffhdfg
Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Angie
South Africa
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
:(
Hilton Head Island, United States
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Judgemental much?
Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
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perdix 31
I can't wait until the part where she calls the deceased a "stupid hoe."
JoeGrant 12
I doubt she'll pick Nikki Minaj if it's for a funeral. Have faith in your daughter and maybe offer her some insightful information about real music.
BrookieAnn 19
But even dead people think starships were meant to fly...
ckrider64 8
you gotta introduce your daughter to some actual music
laya_fml 26
Hopefully, your daughter got picked because they know deep down she knows how to choose music. or You could accidentally take the wrong cd to the funeral.
G97Alex 21
If your daughter ends up picking a Minaj song, it doesn't matter. Nobody will remember. Because they will die instantaneously due to the amount of blood loss from the ears.
karlcolt45 19
“BREAKING NEWS: Mass suicide at local funeral home! details at 11"
Leasha3 14
Wish kids would listen to real music...
BronayPonay 6
Please explain to me what 'real music' is so I can change my music selection to fit your taste. I will never understand why people insist that only the music they listen to is the best, and that everything else is shit. The beauty of the choice of music is that you pick what you like because you like it, not because its 'real'
Leasha3 14
I think "real music" is any music that takes talent to create.
vadaaa 11
43- please don't be so pretentious about it. People like certain music for different reasons. People gonna go to the club and dance to Mozart, just like people arent going to study while listening to Megadeth. People like getting pumped up and listening to music that is carefree and fun, and others like music that calms them down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with liking a certain type of music.
vadaaa 11
By the way, basically ALL of the music you hear on the radio took time and talent to create. It just may not be your taste. Chill out.
BronayPonay 6
Just because you don't think their talented doesn't mean they arent. There are lots of people who were told they lacked any talent what so ever but are now some of the most successful people and proved them wrong. Don't think so highly of yourself to where you can judge other peoples talent.
squideth 18
And anyway, what the hell does it matter to you if those "kids" listen to Nicki Minaj? Listen to your music and be happy with it. ******** on other people because of what they like is pretty sad.
Leasha3 14
Since this is the ONLY comment dissing nicki minaj? Haha calm down
juliaannw 11
Her music is just pitiful so maybe this will work.
Gaga_is_God6969 13
If you play Nicki Minaj, be prepared for more funerals to follow having to listen to that narcissistic crap. FYL.
mckibben 7
cause GaGa is much better...