bear
Sydney, Australia
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
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Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Angie
South Africa
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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Hilton Head Island, United States
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Judgemental much?
Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
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Comments (134)
Sigil 11
This is crap! I think she is smarter than that. Moreover, I doubt she listens to only one artist. You simply don't like this performer or whatever she is. Get over yourself.
ak_6694 16
You could just line everyone's seats with a piece of used toilet paper. Either way, your guests will share the same level of disgust
blink831forever 13
Right Thru Me and Save Me are a couple of good songs that could work for a funeral.
Mandie56 4
Well if the deceased was a horrible influence when alive, you could pick the Nicki Minaj song "you a stupid hoe"......
The_F3rris 11
As her parent its your job to show her good music. If all she knows is nasty beebop pop crap then youre failing. Parent responsibly.
iamthunder 4
Maybe the person who passed away was a stupid hoe . . .
mattlw 25
I guess the deceased was the lucky one.
lolington 3
Well, depressing enough to fit a funeral...
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
So she murdered everyones hearing?
sunny013 8
"Now let us listen to some songs about the life of our loved one"………"YOU A STUPID HOE YOU A YOU A STUPID HOE"