Kids: Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral....

By bear - 26/03/2013 11:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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By arghgffhdfg - 15/07/2012 00:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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By Alice - 28/08/2013 10:33 - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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By LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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By :( - 19/03/2013 20:12 - United States - Hilton Head Island

Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML

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Judgemental much?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML

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Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:05

Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.

abhi95 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:05

Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!

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Sigil 11

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:01

This is crap! I think she is smarter than that. Moreover, I doubt she listens to only one artist. You simply don't like this performer or whatever she is. Get over yourself.

ak_6694 16

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:43

You could just line everyone's seats with a piece of used toilet paper. Either way, your guests will share the same level of disgust

blink831forever 13

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:04

Right Thru Me and Save Me are a couple of good songs that could work for a funeral.

Mandie56 4

Wednesday 27 March 2013 15:47

Well if the deceased was a horrible influence when alive, you could pick the Nicki Minaj song "you a stupid hoe"......

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:37

As her parent its your job to show her good music. If all she knows is nasty beebop pop crap then youre failing. Parent responsibly.

iamthunder 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:45

Maybe the person who passed away was a stupid hoe . . .

mattlw 25

Monday 8 April 2013 2:46

I guess the deceased was the lucky one.

lolington 3

Thursday 26 September 2013 22:56

Well, depressing enough to fit a funeral...

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Monday 21 October 2013 13:15

So she murdered everyones hearing?

sunny013 8

Friday 8 November 2013 12:39

"Now let us listen to some songs about the life of our loved one"………"YOU A STUPID HOE YOU A YOU A STUPID HOE"

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Judgemental much?

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