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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.