By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 18:56

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Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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colvindj 22

look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

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MattStro 23

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

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ChrisPavs 17

Hope you have the same name.. Or someone has some explaining to do..

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Mauskau 35

Plot twist, OP is the girlfriend.

RenoTheRhino 30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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RedPillSucks 31

erm... "my dad..."

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fakedsincerity 32

Send him back a gross infected dick pic and he'll never make that mistake again

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AbtractAngela 17

they meant to find one off the internet or something

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fakedsincerity 32

so? i didn't say send their own dick? just a picture of a nasty infected one.

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colvindj 22

When solving the problem goes wrong..

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mds9986 24

Does blue waffle penis exist?

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mr_sarcastic416 29

go to Google image search... look up blue waffle

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mr_sarcastic416 29

#23 go to Google --> Image Search --> search for special fried rice thank me later

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RedPillSucks 31

is your profile pic the after effect of googling "blue waffle"?

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J15237 25

I agree. More than likely the dad has no idea how bad he has ****** up on this one and she should send something back and add check your contact name.

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colvindj 22

look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

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ItsDutch 16

I'd much rather accidentally get a message like this, rather than getting a picture of a family members dirty bits. On account of OP's behalf, hopefully it was just a mistake.

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Daevas 18

I'd rather not look at 'it' that way

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MattStro 23

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

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pleasedie 22

Hope you've started the search for a good therapist. You might be needing one soon

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DFMLharsh 20

Enough of the therapist advises please. It was just a message. You don't need a therapist for a lousy message.

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ChickenNug 17

Bro, you need to learn how to take a joke.

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_t_devon_t_ 12

I'm really wondering if he perhaps sent that to the wrong person

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jezka374 15

Sounds like he's going to have a hell of a time explaining that one away...

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