By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 18:56

Spicy
Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 737
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look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

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Hope you have the same name.. Or someone has some explaining to do..

Plot twist, OP is the girlfriend.

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Show it anyway

erm... "my dad..."

I thought it was funny

Send him back a gross infected dick pic and he'll never make that mistake again

they meant to find one off the internet or something

so? i didn't say send their own dick? just a picture of a nasty infected one.

When solving the problem goes wrong..

Does blue waffle penis exist?

go to Google image search... look up blue waffle

#23 go to Google --> Image Search --> search for special fried rice thank me later

is your profile pic the after effect of googling "blue waffle"?

I agree. More than likely the dad has no idea how bad he has fucked up on this one and she should send something back and add check your contact name.

look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

I'd much rather accidentally get a message like this, rather than getting a picture of a family members dirty bits. On account of OP's behalf, hopefully it was just a mistake.

I'd rather not look at 'it' that way

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

Hope you've started the search for a good therapist. You might be needing one soon

Enough of the therapist advises please. It was just a message. You don't need a therapist for a lousy message.

Bro, you need to learn how to take a joke.

I'm really wondering if he perhaps sent that to the wrong person

You don't say.

Really? I never would have thought

Sounds like he's going to have a hell of a time explaining that one away...

That's awkward. FYL