By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States

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Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
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Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

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deedeee 9
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Well, did she?

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DreaminOfMusic 0
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Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

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Boomshadow 3
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...and if so, that it's not one they have in common.

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fuzz97 23
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"Why yes, honey! Why do you ask?"

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tywinn 1

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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XxskyelovexX 13
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Once I was texting my friend and instead of saying one sec it changed to one sex and I sent it. I was like ohh fuck

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SNICKERZforKYLE 4
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Actually it probably not auto-correct S is real close to D on the key pad

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patrickalamo 47
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Autocorrect = Freudian slip.

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hopsinlove17 26

Fat finger syndrome!:(

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TBelle4Ever 15
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DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

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Mioko_fml 6
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If you use "dick" so many times that it autocorrects "sick", then you must really love dick.

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safaeita 32
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It'll be pretty gross eww and hope you get better OP

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deedeee 9
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Well, did she?

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DrJesse 10
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I'm glad I'm not alone in wondering if she answered.

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gc327072 30
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"well, honey you know your mama gets around! ;)" that'd be an fml in itself....

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hopsinlove17 26

Today I accidentally sent my mother a text asking if she'd gotten any dick lately. To my horror, she replied yes, every night since you moved out. Fml

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Desfar 5
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It's not the autocorrect I'd be worried about -- it's the possible response.

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ThePsyche 9

"oh yes honey it was absolutely womderful! How about you dear?"

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jaydenm06 0
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Muahaha hell yea!!

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annie_nk 22
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Classic "oops" moment right there

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Astubbs1 5

OP could have fat fingers like me and touched it without knowing. I feel your pain. FYL

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annihil8or 15
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You don't say

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JoeRogansBEARD 15
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52 you're an idiot

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bondgirl69 5
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I agree that was an idiotic comment

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mysistersanidiot 1
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Nobody likes autocorrect !

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lidsthesquid 4
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You can turn if off, why moan if you can solve the problem easily? -_-

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182crazyking 9
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Well... Did she? :D

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esines 9
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Hmm.. This comment looks familiar..

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esines 9
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I hope she said, "Only your dads"

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cartooncharacter 9
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Please correct your bio. Btw, cool pic... Is that you?

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SoSickWithIt 14
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Please don't stalk too hard.

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BigBoyBounce 5
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Well the s and d are close together depending on the phone you have. You can just try and play off the typo if you want.

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