FML : Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text...

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Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 September 2012 23:47 / United States

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By DreaminOfMusic | 0

#4890829 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

By deedeee | 9

#4890831 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Well, did she?

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By DreaminOfMusic | 0

#4890829 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

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Boomshadow | 3

#4890875 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:11

...and if so, that it's not one they have in common.

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fuzz97 | 22

#4891017 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:46

"Why yes, honey! Why do you ask?"

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tywinn | 1

#4891057 - Monday 3 September 2012 10:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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XxskyelovexX | 13

#4891111 - Monday 3 September 2012 10:34

Once I was texting my friend and instead of saying one sec it changed to one sex and I sent it. I was like ohh fuck

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SNICKERZforKYLE | 4

#4891203 - Monday 3 September 2012 11:21

Actually it probably not auto-correct S is real close to D on the key pad

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patrickalamo | 47

#4891433 - Monday 3 September 2012 14:09

Autocorrect = Freudian slip.

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hopsinlove17 | 26

#4891555 - Monday 3 September 2012 15:33

Fat finger syndrome!:(

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TBelle4Ever | 15

#4891607 - Monday 3 September 2012 15:59

DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

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Mioko_fml | 6

#4892171 - Monday 3 September 2012 18:59

If you use "dick" so many times that it autocorrects "sick", then you must really love dick.

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safaeita | 32

#5793132 - Sunday 15 December 2013 16:37

It'll be pretty gross eww and hope you get better OP

By deedeee | 9

#4890831 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Well, did she?

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DrJesse | 10

#4891075 - Monday 3 September 2012 10:18

I'm glad I'm not alone in wondering if she answered.

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gc327072 | 29

#4891578 - Monday 3 September 2012 15:46

"well, honey you know your mama gets around! ;)" that'd be an fml in itself....

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hopsinlove17 | 26

#4891861 - Monday 3 September 2012 17:13

Today I accidentally sent my mother a text asking if she'd gotten any dick lately. To my horror, she replied yes, every night since you moved out. Fml

By Desfar | 5

#4890839 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:05

It's not the autocorrect I'd be worried about -- it's the possible response.

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ThePsyche | 9

#4892011 - Monday 3 September 2012 18:04

"oh yes honey it was absolutely womderful! How about you dear?"

By jaydenm06 | 0

#4890846 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:07

Muahaha hell yea!!

By annie_nk | 22

#4890862 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:10

Classic "oops" moment right there

By Astubbs1 | 5

#4890871 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:11

OP could have fat fingers like me and touched it without knowing. I feel your pain. FYL

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annihil8or | 15

#4891547 - Monday 3 September 2012 15:30

You don't say

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JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#4892153 - Monday 3 September 2012 18:56

52 you're an idiot

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bondgirl69 | 5

#4893004 - Monday 3 September 2012 23:35

I agree that was an idiotic comment

By mysistersanidiot | 1

#4890873 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:11

Nobody likes autocorrect !

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Anomomous | 15

#4892776 - Monday 3 September 2012 21:25

I love autocorrect. I also tend to READ OVER the message before clicking send to make sure it doesn't do anything like that.

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lidsthesquid | 4

#4892905 - Monday 3 September 2012 22:38

You can turn if off, why moan if you can solve the problem easily? -_-

By 182crazyking | 9

#4890878 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:12

Well... Did she? :D

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esines | 9

#4890882 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:13

Hmm.. This comment looks familiar..

By esines | 9

#4890890 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:14

I hope she said, "Only your dads"

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cartooncharacter | 9

#4893794 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:43

Please correct your bio. Btw, cool pic... Is that you?

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SoSickWithIt | 14

#4893916 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 7:19

Please don't stalk too hard.

By BigBoyBounce | 5

#4890894 - Monday 3 September 2012 9:15

Well the s and d are close together depending on the phone you have. You can just try and play off the typo if you want.

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