that's so fucked up. if i were you i'd invest in a rape whistle and some mace. i assume your dad's motto is: if you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family! or the ever popular: "incest is best!"

lmfao

If they are old enough to bleed, they are old enough to breed.

If you can get a truck through mud you can fuck through blood

Says the 50 year old man with a mustache

Nice pedostache

he's right - i agree... you feel like her too.

can i get that pic lol

Proof or it didn't happen.

your a pig

*You're

That's kind of messed up.

HA! Well, that's the best thing he could have done if you ask me - he didn't make a huge deal out of it, but he let you know it happened so you'll be extra careful next time. :P

Very embarrassing, but very funny dad.

well what do you want him to say?

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Agree with no.2

He probably meant that your mom sends him nude texts too.