By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 18:56

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Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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colvindj 22

look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

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MattStro 23

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

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codytallica 38

*insert witty incest joke here*

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AyeJay101 25

Awkward moment: girlfriend and daughter have the same name.

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rockbandaddict85 22

awkward moment: not only do girlfriend and daughter have the same name, they are the same age. lol

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hailzz_96 18

Make sure he knows if it lasts longer than 4 hours to seek medical attention

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more4me 27

most likely a mistake, OP. you would know if something was THAT off with your dad. Poor OP.

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daddysgirl243 21

good luck looking at both of them in the eyes again

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mustangbravo 27

I hope there's a follow-up. I'd love to hear this explanation.

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holly_24135 18

I guess you could say he will have a hard time explaining that one

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Accurate_Vision 31

As long as he doesn't start asking for pictures and sending them, one -hopefully a- mistake won't be too bad.

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JonathanKG 12

Don't think anyone has mentioned this but I really, really hope he's not married. Either way, I'm sorry you had to get that text message.

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