By AnnoyedByFriends - 8/8/2013 04:43
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
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  GamerG0DDESS  |  29

Oedipus: son loves his mother and is jealous of his father. Electra: daughter loves her father and is jealous of her mother.... That's as basic as it can get (there is more to Freud's theory, but I'm not going to be a punctilious know-it-all).

  jessBeAqueen  |  13

you can turn almost anything into something sexual...."oh look at these thick meaty corndogs. they're so big. I bet they dip these bad boys in warm gooey batter and the way they trust the stick into them.... oh my! just makes me want to shove one down my throat" .....what shall I do next ? a tomatoe? dinner rolls? perhaps a can of beans?

  jessBeAqueen  |  13

cans of beans it is ... " ooohhh these beans are so messy and sticky. as the can opener penetrated the can, it squirted some of the juice into my eye and all over my hair. I should have had a better firm grip on the can but it was just so slippery. " any other requests ?

  TylerBurden  |  21

There was actually no way I would have thought of it, you kinky bad girl. But still the imagination of red coloured juice isn't the best to think about when it comes to intercourse.

  ApologyKick  |  25

I can already see it becoming a best seller. " '50 Shades of Food' is a powerful, compelling novel that displays a unique perspective of the average kitchen. Jam packed with stories of provocative potatoes and naughty noodles, this book is a must read for all ages." ~ New York Times

By  chuka81  |  27

Well, just smile and wave at him, smile and wave. Or prove that your phone composes and sends texts to random people automatically. I'm sure there is an app for that.

  hcollins1  |  18

Yes 9, OP likes sending erotic texts to his dad while standing next to him at a grocery store. It's not like he has cruel but funny friends that changes the names in his phone!

  joawmeens  |  7

Then the pizza guy, cable guy, phone guy, and dude with a sweet mustache show up, and they make a mansagna

That's a lasagna made out of dudes. Sausage included