About Dfmlharsh
Mitä Vittua, bruh? If i did have a tumor i'd name it Marla. The misfit. Analogue at birth, digital by design. A guy of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. Decreaser of world sucking and contributer of the unconventional. Oh, and i prefer my puns intended. I play on the xbox one. GT: Kamikazeness (titanfall, COD, BF, Fifa blah) I read, but loath digital reading because books with dog ears and a bookmark in them beat a Kindle any day. You either die a grammar nazi or you live long enough to see yourself make a typo. I listen to all genres of music and watch all genres of movies and tv shows. Suggest me some, I'd be grateful. I go to college. And i don't hate it. 'A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone' - Tyrion Lannister Have you ever let go? Shoot me a reply with your interpretation of the above question. Kik: sirkami Snapchat: kamikaze_h Ps. I edit this often! Stay updated ?
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Dfmlharsh's favorite FMLs
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By Disappointed / Saturday 30 May 2015 20:05 / United States - Lexington