The bitch is back By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom 556 132 3177 843 Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 288 018 You deserved it 142 851 Tweet Share
By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States 12 2 55 15 Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 760 You deserved it 48 Tweet Share