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Unhappy birthday

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML

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By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

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By birthdayfail - 24/05/2011 07:55

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

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Pulman 13

Wednesday 6 November 2019 3:27

Happy birthday!

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 6 November 2019 3:00

you probably reminded your cleaner and they had to say it.

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Boyufd 24

Wednesday 6 November 2019 2:16

you had a better better than me. nobody wish me happy birthday

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 6 November 2019 10:11

aw don't worry birthdays are overrated anyways

Sheila Deville 15

Thursday 7 November 2019 15:31

Good news is you have a cleaner, who cared enough to remember. I didn't get a happy b-day and i don't have a cleaner, i am the cleaner for 3 grown adults, non of whom say thank you either.

Ethan Gabriel Vivas 3

Saturday 9 November 2019 8:38

atleast somebody remembered

Monica Castillo 11

Sunday 10 November 2019 0:27

Happy belated birthday, dear!!

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 6 November 2019 3:00

you probably reminded your cleaner and they had to say it.

Pulman 13

Wednesday 6 November 2019 3:27

Happy birthday!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 6 November 2019 10:08

She probably heard you wishing yourself a happy birthday

Paul Rushing 21

Thursday 7 November 2019 20:25

Your birthday is most likely in your history in their folder for you

YallDeservedItJk 22

Saturday 9 November 2019 16:28

I’m sorry OP that really sucks :( Happy belated birthday!!!

Monica Castillo 11

Sunday 10 November 2019 0:26

I’m so sorry OP! Happy belated birthday from Texas!!

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